[deleted] t1_je2r322 wrote on March 28, 2023 at 11:59 PM

Reply to This bottled water’s primary marketing is that it goes straight from the sewage treatment plant to your mouth. by Asteroth6

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webbrowser90 t1_je2r304 wrote on March 28, 2023 at 11:59 PM

Reply to This bottled water’s primary marketing is that it goes straight from the sewage treatment plant to your mouth. by Asteroth6

"TWATER, for when she says she's feeling dry"

deadstar420 t1_je2qiqh wrote on March 28, 2023 at 11:55 PM

Reply to This bottled water’s primary marketing is that it goes straight from the sewage treatment plant to your mouth. by Asteroth6

Nothing better than water that’s been filtered through a human body.

JackieChiles13 t1_je2qaex wrote on March 28, 2023 at 11:53 PM

Reply to This bottled water’s primary marketing is that it goes straight from the sewage treatment plant to your mouth. by Asteroth6

Capitalism sure is shitty.

JonLongsonLongJonson t1_je2q4b6 wrote on March 28, 2023 at 11:52 PM

Reply to comment by [deleted] in My dogs collar after two years of daily wear by soulja_wouter

Mine are great, comfy and useable. Got ‘em on sale too. And they keep my legs noticeably warmer than jeans or other work pants I have which is nice since I leave for work into below freezing rainy, windy weather almost every morning. The warmth is highly appreciated and I wear them most days for work.

Ambitious_Log_5559 t1_je2pdsj wrote on March 28, 2023 at 11:46 PM

Reply to A knife I found a found in the road is the same one I carry by Mmmmmmmm_bot_

Obviously you traveled back in time to warn yourself about something but something stopped you and made you drop your knife.

hotcrossbugs t1_je2o7z3 wrote on March 28, 2023 at 11:38 PM

Reply to 6th grade art inspired by the book Ender’s Game by GlowingCurie

Jonah Hill would be proud

wonderbat3 t1_je2o3tn wrote on March 28, 2023 at 11:37 PM

Reply to This mall gumball machine has a credit card reader by Sixty4Fairlane

When paydays not til Friday but you really want a gumball

Embarrassed_Visit437 t1_je2noa4 wrote on March 28, 2023 at 11:34 PM

Reply to Long lost love letter by xoxoljenna

Sonia is a psycho

Loosnut t1_je2nnku wrote on March 28, 2023 at 11:33 PM

Reply to This Tiny Spoiler I Saw On A Car Today by ItsMehRuby

I need that spoiler

heidoo t1_je2nbl9 wrote on March 28, 2023 at 11:31 PM

Reply to [OC] just walked past this cinema that hasn’t been open since 2013 by crabapplelilwayne

Based on the movie posters, 2013 was not a good year for movies.

longshoreOperator209 t1_je2kqb3 wrote on March 28, 2023 at 11:12 PM

Reply to [OC] just walked past this cinema that hasn’t been open since 2013 by crabapplelilwayne

Marvel was carrying the American movie box office for a decade. garbage.

dclxvi616 t1_je2khn0 wrote on March 28, 2023 at 11:10 PM

Reply to comment by Sanity_LARP in These crutches I loaned from the pharmacy for daughter can be set at 4'12". by Bara_Chat

Don't take it out on the consumer, they probably didn't even notice until they got home, if at all. Find the person that made it this way.

152centimetres t1_je2kg3q wrote on March 28, 2023 at 11:10 PM

Reply to These crutches I loaned from the pharmacy for daughter can be set at 4'12". by Bara_Chat

gonna start telling people im 4'12 bc it sounds better than "5 nothing"

Sanity_LARP t1_je2jxol wrote on March 28, 2023 at 11:06 PM

Reply to comment by dclxvi616 in These crutches I loaned from the pharmacy for daughter can be set at 4'12". by Bara_Chat

At that point why even put a number if they can't look 1 up or down and tell it's 5ft? It's not more intuitive to just diverge from the standard that everyone learns. I would kick these out from under people if I saw them.