you must release their souls they've been trapped for decades

/r/thingsforants

I haven't smoked before, but I have snorted opiates.

This makes people saying I never even smoked have way less weight to me.

Look, good on you if you donated plasma, even better if you donate blood.

And if you are using, I hope you can get one of the nice $10,000.00 detoxes that make you feel good while quitting, not the cheaper ones that make you suffer through withdrawal.

Use the girth!

Yeah that’s completely fair I should’ve thought about that. Idk if I should add the paperwork from the day since it has personal info. I’ve never even smoked cigarettes lol

Worked for me

Looks like you blew out a vein when you shot up.

I would like give you the benefit of the doubt, but if I knew you personally and saw that more than once, I would insist that you take drug test right in front of me, meaning I watch you piss, in order to buy you aren't using.

Awww that’s a car that’s been raised right

I'm so dumb. I thought you blanked out the spoiler about something on the license plate. I clicked it to get it to reveal like seven times

They look like they spend the day smoking marlboros on the front porch screaming and talking shit about every neighbor around them.

😂

Learn to break a rib

It is not from drug use! I donated plasma for the first time a few days ago and they blew the vein on this arm

You make yourself out to be one of those buffoons on infomercials that comically struggle with incredibly simple tasks.

/u/ILikeThisSentence

They look like they’ve been held captive in someone’s basement.

Kinda looks like they just said what happened then apologized for it.

No idea tbh. Possibly because my parents want to eat that banana themself.

average Apple enthusiast

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Which covers the full back tattoo of him wearing the t-shirt of him wearing the t-shirt of him driving the motorcycle.

It was probably a handling error.

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Three, take it or leave it

I noticed.