Oh damn those belonged to "one of those guys”

Adolescent Tammy Wynette and Loretta Lynn.

Wow. Can you imagine being a cave man and seeing this on your garage door?
This is how you know we created the gods.

You are looking into his soul.

Or take them to walmart

Such an aggravation fr. The other day I was literally squeezing that bottle so tightly trying to get a drink from it that water would gush out. Cheap thin plastic too, and as stated,,no handle 😵‍💫

Reminds me of shirtception guy, who every year gets a shirt from his brother with a picture on it of him wearing last year's shirt. https://www.reddit.com/r/interestingasfuck/comments/zwryzx/shirtception_my_favorite_gift_every_year_from_my/

It's not enough to just touch them anymore due to accidental false starts, now you gotta give them a series of tweaks to get the simulation going

We both wear full face helmets now. No idea what their rating is, I know it was good when I bought them.

i’ve bought this exact product multiple times, i’ve never once touched the “handle”

Im sure that's way above what it cost, but even at that price, it is insignificant enough that they wouldn't bother changing prices.

The impersonation of Mystery remains forever the theme song of my mind

Chew on that bakka

No, you don’t have the sun aligning with anything here. It’s just bright outside.

Don't worry I'm a gemini

Used to work as a courtesy clerk at Safeway in the summer. Would go through one of these a day. the handle was appreciated.

I'm glad you both made it out of your crash alive, but statistically the face and jaw are most likely to be impacted in a motorcycle crash and the DOT standard that half helmets are designed to pass (because they can't pass ECE or SNELL tests) can still kill you at moderate impact speeds. I wear a 6D helmet, which has game-changing slip plane technology (generations ahead of MIPS) but any kind of MIPS helmet can do more than just save your life, but prevent common traumatic brain injuries that are hard to statistically quantify but can really make a difference in actual recovery and quality of life post-crash.

There are plenty of water bottles with handles on them in our nations landfills. We could dig um up and rinse them off. We could also use them to make giant recycled plastic saltwater bottle rockets to inhabit the moon and mars. Just don’t let them burn them into the atmosphere at a cement plant incinerator. Also whatever we do, Crystal Geyser should help pay for capitalizing off our Apathy.

Wow. State of the art, back in 1988.

Aww, that made me cry.

The one on the right looks like they took the head of a 40 year old meth addict, gave her dentures, then put her head on a child's body.

It's possible but it's a fact that the face and lower jaw is the most common impact zone on your head. And it's also a fact that the DOT standard to which half helmets are tested to (because they absolutely can't pass any tougher standard) allows enough force to be transmitted to the head to kill you. They're better than nothing but please get a proper, preferably ECE rated helmet. I have a 6D and honestly believe it's objectively, and by some margin the safest helmet on the market, but anything with MIPS will not only save your life it'll prevent traumatic brain injuries. There's a lot of things that can happen to your head between "dead" and "normal", and a good helmet can not only keep you alive but keep your from drooling on yourself for the rest of your life.

At least he’s wearing a helmet now

But, ya know, it worked and was useful.

That's why I no longer buy that item.