Looks like a minecraft build

That's why they were in the farmer's market and not the clothing store.

Chewbacca better chill

it checked me out. thing so big its a aircraft risk

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Why do I find this funny?

The supplier of that “piece of tape as a handle” is serious /r/onejob candidate of the year

Why are you checking out chewy's ass?

The sub is r/fucknestle. It isn't fuckbottledwater.

Cool story

For a second I thought that was a device that you would like, drop a choking person in and it would perform CPR on them.

Obligatory fuck Nestle

Also, sounds like a terrible fucking excuse from Crystal Geyser. You greedy cunts are raking in so much money, you can’t afford to toss a piece of reinforced tape on there in the meantime? Fuck you too CG. Lame ass excuse.

I don’t know…even if that were a real stat I’d say 1/10 odds to literally restart someone’s heart are worth taking. Worst case scenario they’re already dead.

Edit: stat not star

Somebody's been thinking too much about chewbaccussy

get you a kiloliter of cola

You gotta wonder about the person who learned CPR at a kiosk tough.

"That tickles, is that real CPR or kiosk CPR?"

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I once worked with a guy who only wore shorts. When we would spend entire days outside in 20 degree weather, he wore his shorts. I never asked him why and I wish I did.

That's Kashyyyk's ass.

I think it’s kinda nice they took the time to apologize. I can imagine the Karen’s calling them over this, and a customer service representative, that has nothing to do with the decision, getting yelled at over it. This hopefully helped lessen the amount of calls.

Why? Crystal Geyser isn’t really any better ethically than Nestle, just smaller. Don’t understand that thought process.

We ordered 20kg of fish food for the pond this summer, it usually comes in plastic buckets which is good for us so we can store it in our shed that rodents keep finding a way into. The company had a ‘temporary supplier issue’ and the food arrived in a paper sack. It too came with a little apology note. We already repurposed last years bucket so now we gotta find something to store 20kg of fish food in and keep it safe from rodents. We’d rather have had the option to choose whether to wait for the bucket or not. But I guess the company thought fulfilling the order was more important.

Chew Backa Dat Ass Up

Nice fool's gear he's got there.

He traveled forward in time to get a shirt with him on the shirt