He's wearing a skullcap, which is only a helmet in the legal sense (and even then, helmet manufacturers give themselves a DOT rating and are not independently tested). Those things are useless in a crash.

Yep, broken ribs and you have to not worry about accidentally brushing a woman’s breasts while performing cpr either. I’m sure she’d rather be alive. This woman would

This quacks me up. He’s got on his dux-edo

There are so many fun creative ways to get diabetes these days

Man-I-can hardly stand this

Hmmm... I think I'm gonna have to think about that one for a bit.

[Apparently there are a few people downvoting my comment because they don't understand that I'm talking about "waking up dead".]

Those are the stuff of nightmares

If you fail, does it announce it over the airport loudspeakers so that everyone can laugh at you?

“Better to have them wake up with broken ribs, than to have them wake up dead.”

• my cpr instructor

I was driving to a place where would go hiking when I saw a guy on a motorcycle with a full-on barbarian wolf-skin cloak. He even had the pelt's head over his like a hood.

So a Cooorvette.

There's a dude in my town who we'd frequently be behind on our commute. He rode this little hot yellow scooter and wore a white helmet. Most days he was wearing a white T, including rainy days. He really should have invested in the rear fender because, uh, mud stripes. But we always enjoyed seeing our scooter dude.

That's novel.

Stayin Alive Stayin Alive

careful i think you might have expanded his shirt collection

It's a fing onion. Relax.

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I’d someone of since past to

How deep does that rabbit hole go? Does it go forever?

69g added sugar, very, very sweet

Very sweet but not bad, tastes like cream soda sorta

Shirtception

Title: “Love in tears”

Pepsi is already so sweet, I can't imagine how sweet this is.

I care about the plastic. Get an insulated 64 oz bottle or a reusable 128 oz plastic bottle.