Shave those god damn ankles 😂😂😂

I didn't know you could have a mini ikea

As a single guy I have a love hate relationship with the place. Love it because I don’t have a partner wanting to stop and look at everything. I can go straight to what I need and be out in half the time.

Hate it because anyone there not on their own is taking up the main aisle, moving at 2mph, and refusing to let faster shoppers pass. I’ve only dealt with inconsiderate shoppers in my experience.

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Buy 2 coffee tables get 40% off any sleepy time tea

That’s mildly erotic!

Or vice versa.

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Musta grew up wearing those toe socks and she’s with individual toes

Mine too, unfortunately they have most of them blocked...and the main entrance hidden.

Experienced IKEA people know to start straight in the marketplace and they know how to navigate through departments they don’t want to be bothered with. At this point I can get in and out of an IKEA in less than a half an hour and that’s including the store with the groceries in it. I only get slow down if I want something too big for me to wrestle with and I need help loading the cart.

Best I've done is 24 minutes and that's because the checkouts were a mess

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Where is that in HK? I’m going.

Finally, an IKEA store that doesn’t get me lost

Refreshing to see a good sport on here! I applaud you, I think you may have just made reddit history.

I was older, but when I realized the “scheme” of forced observation of every product and floral arrangement in the store, I have never returned.

I hear there are shortcuts. Likely forced on them by fire marshals.

Almost forgot Ikea is still operating in Russia.

Do you think Ikea provides their own assembly instructions to build their stores?

When I was somewhere around eleven or so, I went to an Ikea on the opening day.

It was the first and only time so far in my entire life that I experienced claustrophobia, and I definitely had a minor panic attack.

Not a fan of seemingly endless, inescapable mazes filled with so many people I can hardly tell which direction I am moving in.

So, my measure is that if it doesn't cause a pit of dread to form in my stomach, it isn't a true Ikea.

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This is just the display Ikea. You have to go down and pick up the flat-packed Ikea and assemble it at home

I guessing not licensed?

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