How much?

Anyone notice how the bottom carafe is empty?

Nice try, birds aren’t real

Mmm avian flu.

*trapped in the supermarket

Probably

That's really smart. It won't have to worry about food for awhile. I just hope it doesn't hurt itself flying around in there.

dude's coffee maker is broken

That Swiss Miss sounds good.

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But they still have holes in the top? Huh?

Bonus!

The drugs are kicking in 😅

All praise to Xenu! He hath bestowed upon you great riches! But young one, with great riches comes great power. And possibly heart disease. So enjoy the gift responsibly.

Crack can fluoresce depending on how much bodypaint you were wearing while you made it.

thanks for the extra!

🤣

definitely

My aunt bought a used car in a small town in the '80s. A few days later she got pulled over, and opened the glove box to find several small bags of white powder.

The cops got real sketchy, real fast, but let her go after seizing the bags for testing.

Turns out, it was the previous owner's laundry detergent, packaged for convenient laundromat use.

Mine only had 8

well at least your situation was not self-induced.... so there's that.

still not a chance a friend or coworker will let you live it down though.

Oh yeah, the cops will love this.

Some other bloke got 8… count yourself lucky.

I just Know I'm the unlucky bastard that will open up my strudel box to find no icing.....

Even at ten ..it's over priced

Stay inside for the rest of the week. You've used up your entire allocation of good luck and might be hit by a bus.