If you make something idiot proof, only an idiot will be able to use it

My kid cracks me up. She is always bringing me feathers and rocks or moss. I am pretty sure she has brought me scat a few times.

People would pay for movie prop sodas! You might be onto a biz idea! There should be a film brand that gives free license and product for shows and sells to consumers with proceeds going to the actor’s guild.

Because that opens up a market for the trade of them and poachers be poachers would be my guess.

I'm confused, why wouldn't you be allowed to keep random feathers that landed in your garden?

Honestly goals, even if the house too big and the lot too small

I agree, probably just how they went into the compactor. Could be expired products that already were in cases of the same thing.

I work in electronics... You'd be surprised at how dumb people really are.

That boy ain't right

I know. I’ve eaten in a restaurant before.

this game is where I learned the phrase “it’s colder than a witch’s tit in a brass bra”

The colors of the cans will go away in the process, im honestly not sure why they’ve been baled by colour, but its interesting to look at lol

Oh that's good to know. I wonder if they care about the colors.

Wait long enough and soy milk will become soy sauce 😃

Super sized Wall-E

“I DON’T KNOW YOU THAT’S MY HAIR!”

Lmao, that’s brilliant

Wall-E

My cube!

Brilliant, but I'm terrible for tailgating.

As it should be... :)

(I wish my garage was that big! Working on my car in my tiny garage is an exercise in contortion and pain).

Your right hand comes off?

That’s a strong possibility actually, I didn’t recognise any of the cans there, they’re like off brand colas and stuff. Come to think of it, they actually remind me of the cans of pop that you see on TV shows that don’t have licensing to show real company products

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Racists and Religonuts are the best mental gymnasts.