Let you tell it.

Mussy

You can tinkle on the ivories, while you tinkle on the porcelain. But really your aim should be better.

did ya hear? men can be women, and women can be men now

Men don't wash they hands

So?

cutlery isn't a thing that is real in restaurants either i guess.

downvoted because even though idiocy can be irritating if your going to reply to someone you should well make sure they haven't addressed it or explained themselves further in a way that could potentially make sense.

That's a shitty place to put a piano

While true, and you do acknowledge regular cutlery as being dangerous but with less mass, this is also still irrelevant because if a kid was to wave around a knife or something they could well hurt someone as easily as they could if they decided to try and wield the (dull) menu cleaver. This is assuming anyone actually let that occur, of course. At least, without supervision.

I swear to God my mom would probably contact the company and try to return it so she could feel like she was doing the right thing.

I was far too busy wondering about the fish symbols (toilets) to be concerned with the urinal!

It's probably for the calendar year. Because if you win, you can deduct your lotto losses against the winning for that year.

the ability to show off sarcasm over text form is an ability many possess but with varied levels of skill, and i do genuinely believe you may well possess it (this is not sarcasm), but in this instance it was not as well conveyed as you may believe. The response you gave in turn was also unnecessarily rude. Unless, of course, that was also intended to be sarcastic.

I bet you can’t play it with your wiener.

Calpis Soda tastes better

With the pee hole.

You burn more than 8 calories drinking it.

It’s why celery is actually negative calories; takes more energy to eat than it provides.

Technically it didn't crash per see, it rebooted due to disk failure and stopped because automatic recovery might make things worse (crosslinked i-nodes - two files occupying the same space).

Why is there only one sink in the guys room?

Pythagoras was a weird cult leader. He also didn't invent the Pythagorean theorem. He just Ben Franklin'ed that shit.

You take the red pill...

#Bidenflation

And it has a few brown notes.

I seem to recall reading somewhere that's how they make them - the 'white' and 'yolk' are solid, injected with an enzyme that will break them down into liquid(ish) then covered in the chocolate shell before they soften up.

Unsure how accurate this is, but it would explain your egg if it missed out on the enzyme part.