Why is there a spot to set down a baby in the men’s room but not a spot to change a baby?

That's solid wallpaper material right there

Hey! My pack only had 12.

TMS = trade marked sorta

Thank goodness it didn’t say “connect to off world, anytime, anyplace”.

It is where they put the cocaine

Why are all of the black keys missing?

Nuking the babies and the disabled

So they hired someone to paint over the wallpaper? As opposed to taking down the wallpaper, then painting. So your family is cheap. I'm sure the paint over wallpaper looks like shit in person. Lol.

Sad Meal

You can play Symphony #2 while going #2

It says right there it's an encore pack so of course you'd get one more

It’s facing the wrong way. How am I supposed to play requiem of a dream while taking a fat Duce

All the hotels I’ve been in so far on my trip have only had built in privacy locks, not a physical key. I thought it was mildly interesting

He;s thinking about thos beans

Corrupted disk?

I bet some people play like ass.

black screen of death

They also got an extra Baby Dispenser

Didn't you hear? Some women have Dicks now. I don't make up the rules.

Recently learned it takes place in same setting as Aliens franchise lmao

Because some women have penises

If it was less, this would have been posted in mildly infuriating.

In Japan atm. A lot of the public bathrooms with this have it LOW to the ground. Kid height. Moms often have to bring their small sons into the restroom, and it makes sense to have a little urinal there for the boys.

Well, you take a silver dollar/ Take a silver dime/ Mix it up together/ In some alligator wine