is this why sept 11 ?

If your dad is a professional gambler (say, like, a pro poker player), then this stack is something he can use to offset his winnings on his taxes.

Or he could have a gambling addiction.

Every single time I start to think I've finally matured, there's a butt mushroom to remind me that's probably just never going to happen.

I thought those were Takis lol

I still find it hilarious that people still uncritically repeat the "500 million per day" in the US. That would mean we've averaging multiple straws per day per person. Which given the number of people who are likely using few if any, they think there's people out there just using ridiculous amounts.

Every Cadbury cream egg I've ever had the cream was semi hard. I've always assumed they should be very creamy but I think it has to do with age or store temp. Who knows. Maybe the chocolate wicks the moisture out of the cream. Who knows.

Thicc

this is probably a daily thing, i used to have a millionaire client that was confined to a wheelchair and she just spent all day scratching tickets

That was the joke... it's called irony.

What do y'all need an /s for a very obvious, basic dad joke?

I am disappointed.

I bet you’re really fun at parties

Full Disclosure: I drank a Cigar City Maduro Brown Ale tonight before visiting the restroom.

Grenade of juicy flavors yes!!!

What's funny is how a lot of beer drinkers act like Stella Artois is great but really it's basically Belgian Budweiser.

I was wondering how long it would take for some to make A Budweiser is piss joke.

So it's still serving its original purpose.

The circle of life

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47$ for a single meal😬

I bet if you look at the serving size it’ll say two servings per can. If I recall correctly you’re allowed to round down on calories so the total is always an increment of five. Therefore anything under five calories is legally rounded down to zero calories.

3 minute egg

I was in Bratislava and a small town called Studienka. Enjoy!!

Give me some hummus with that and I’ll be quite content

I would eat that pepper exactly as it is. I love raw peppers!

I have a couple of those