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steelerfaninperu t1_j9jdq1l wrote

The key ingredient is orange juice. Mountain Dew contains orange juice, which of course is a product that is subject to the whims of nature and cycles of growth and harvest.

I always personally found the bottles that expire in November to taste best.

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DumpstahKat t1_j9ja97r wrote

Well god damn it, you're right.

Even disregarding the nutritional facts, I made such a big deal out of the 1 Liters not having those damn grippy bits and didn't even look closely enough at the bottle on the right to realize that it didn't have a damn grippy bit. It's smooth-waisted.

I'd thank you for pointing out my mistake but I'm too busy eating my own words and being salty about it.

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dieselveira OP t1_j9j0isz wrote

Further, missing both halves would be far less interesting. Many customers order sandwiches without the bun, and the possibility that my sandwich might have been mixed up with its unspectacular bunless neighbor would have been too great to warrant this submission.

But nobody orders an open-face breakfast sandwich.

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