autoposting_system t1_j6nuwyx wrote on January 31, 2023 at 5:35 PM

Reply to My parents have vogue scissors by BigDGuitars

Here, this should explain everything

Responsible-Agent-19 t1_j6nuwvn wrote on January 31, 2023 at 5:34 PM

Reply to This spinal column i found on my walk by ckduke1

This isn't really sex, this isn't really life This isn't really anything I think I like

And I will not sit on broken glass Not for you or anyone I will not cut my ass

We have no reasons but we still have fun Down on the floor, baby, whisper my name

And when you rip my back to shreds I dig my boots into The soft remains of your spine

I want to savage Your spinal remains I want to savage Baby, your spinal remains In chains

This isn't really sex, this isn't really life This isn't really anything I think I like

And I will sit on broken glass Not for you or anyone I will not cut my fucking ass

I want to savage Baby, your spinal remains I want to savage Baby, your spinal remains They're making you change

obeygonzo t1_j6nuo6g wrote on January 31, 2023 at 5:33 PM

Reply to This red bell pepper had a green bell pepper growing inside of it. by peezy8i8

Jim Jordan is forming a committee to make this illegal.

Redacteur2 t1_j6nuk1x wrote on January 31, 2023 at 5:32 PM

Reply to comment by Ilikeyourlight- in The door handle to the restroom at work is marked by wedding rings. by BoardWithLife

I regularly use all modes of transportation. I ride and drive pretty defensively and have no issue placing blame on a cyclist when they are in violation of the traffic codes. I personally have never gotten hurt riding so no, I don’t blame others.
There are inherent risks to all forms of travel. You may not be comfortable with city cycling but many are and I don’t see how you can put blame on them when they are following the rules of the road anymore than a car suffering a similar collision.

timegoodaforhere t1_j6nubam wrote on January 31, 2023 at 5:31 PM

Reply to Flesh colored carrot ball by Monkess

So...you look at the ball...the tan coloured potato looking ball...in your flesh covered fingers...and decided the ball was flesh coloured...

millionreddit617 t1_j6nu67o wrote on January 31, 2023 at 5:30 PM

Reply to comment by Cheffk4 in My Reign energy drink has a Monster tab by Cheffk4

Yep

BitsAndAss t1_j6nu0la wrote on January 31, 2023 at 5:29 PM

Reply to Flesh colored carrot ball by Monkess

There was that news article the other day about the employee that fell into the carrot slicer at the factory...

AceyAceyAcey t1_j6nu04r wrote on January 31, 2023 at 5:29 PM

Reply to Agreement signed for marriage back in the 50's in USA by elzibet

Yikes, people with epilepsy couldn’t get married? Wow.

PristineSandwich4948 OP t1_j6nto0r wrote on January 31, 2023 at 5:27 PM

Reply to comment by askingxalice in This lemon I peeled by PristineSandwich4948

It was one of those lemons that has thin, smooth peel so I just kind of peeled it like it was a mandarin orange. It was really easy, actually.

tacosuprememeatts t1_j6ntkfk wrote on January 31, 2023 at 5:26 PM

Reply to This spinal column i found on my walk by ckduke1

Make it a knife

wanking_to_got t1_j6ntk8p wrote on January 31, 2023 at 5:26 PM

Reply to This monkey paw trying to climb out of its grave or maybe it’s a tree root by AdviceUnknown

Simpsons anyone?

[deleted] t1_j6ntjcw wrote on January 31, 2023 at 5:26 PM

Reply to This spinal column i found on my walk by ckduke1

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askingxalice t1_j6ntgf4 wrote on January 31, 2023 at 5:26 PM

Reply to This lemon I peeled by PristineSandwich4948

How???

wanking_to_got t1_j6ntai1 wrote on January 31, 2023 at 5:25 PM

Reply to My wife ordered grapes from the grocery store and was given almost 10lbs of bananas instead by devo_devo

At least they didn't give you overly ripe ones. I love the taste of fresh bananas that just turned yellow.

Preesi t1_j6nt7mh wrote on January 31, 2023 at 5:24 PM

Reply to This spinal column i found on my walk by ckduke1

Okay this is getting creepy

BuffaloFrend t1_j6nt139 wrote on January 31, 2023 at 5:23 PM

Reply to comment by ckduke1 in This spinal column i found on my walk by ckduke1

Nope

garden1932 t1_j6nszmr wrote on January 31, 2023 at 5:23 PM

Reply to 40 year old pancake mix from Kmart - fully sealed by OneUpExtraLife

Way better packaging than today. I'd assume this is some high-end special edition in 2023

RonSwansonsOldMan t1_j6nsxwa wrote on January 31, 2023 at 5:23 PM

Reply to comment by [deleted] in 40 year old pancake mix from Kmart - fully sealed by OneUpExtraLife

Sorry that you didn't get it.

wanking_to_got t1_j6nsumb wrote on January 31, 2023 at 5:22 PM

Reply to comment by Substantial_Park_265 in First time I see pop tarts at an east German supermarket by Aldo_the_nazi_hunter

Yes, still.

Substantial_Park_265 t1_j6nstvx wrote on January 31, 2023 at 5:22 PM

Reply to comment by Aldo_the_nazi_hunter in First time I see pop tarts at an east German supermarket by Aldo_the_nazi_hunter

That's fascinating, and sad, and I’m not surprised. It could be several generations, before it will even out.

Crouton18 t1_j6nso97 wrote on January 31, 2023 at 5:21 PM

Reply to This $50 bill (USD) is off-center. by Tau_Prions

Yeah, I wouldn't send it to cgc or beckett. You could try psa they are more lenient with centering. It's not M or NM by any means with the edge/corner marks but it could get a 5 or 6 (would have to see the back). With that in mind and depending on the grade it will be worth about $40.93, sadly the value has gone down about 3.39% in the past 5 years since they have been massed printed since it release in 1862 set due to an increase in popularity amongst the player base.