They probably thought civilization would end by this point and the calendar would be a moot point.

Its so people can water the flowers they planted for their loved ones. It’s actually very sweet

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Why do you say depressing? It's a deposit to encourage people to return them.

grapesticles

Which is part of the neck. I didn't think I needed to be too specific.

What’s it look like inside???

Yes! One of the hardest things for me to do vocally was playing a vibrato.

pthunkMAOaowawo

I don't have the voice for it unfortunately.

Why always boobs, butts, or balls?

Why couldn't my mammalian brain first assume something interesting like a resemblance to the bottom of a protein synthesis chain, an allegorical reference to the Mickey Mouse copyright expiration, or even something as tame as siamese pinot grigio?

I see an image, my brain clicks the first naughty pop-up like a boomer browsing on an unofficial youtube downloader site.

TLDR; Nice grapes!

That’s a fretboard.

Yes, yes... we all know what it looks like

One they'd normally not sell but apparently they can get away with it now

Jesus christ, clean and moisturise that fretboard

The grape on top of your finger has arms

There are cabbage roses, and then there's cabbages in the flower section. This is the latter.

Exactly

Looks like a deposit not renting.. u get ur money back if you return ur can..

So sick of wrinkled egg posts.

Is this cemetery located outside an Aldi? /s

r/aboringdystopia

Interesting ? This is the most depressing thing I’ve seen in a long time

It suffers from Stockholm Syndrome and loves me now.