Is it for home security?

r/spiders

Can’t ignore their girth

I'm upvoting you solely for the use of the word "girth."

You’d think after a few times one would learn to go easier or add a fold, but no. Poop on the fingers every time & a “thanks Kirkland!”

It like one of those infomercials where the poor homemaker keeps just getting the eggs everywhere, or whatever it is.

They look amazing. I would be going caldo de res!

It’s always an accident after germination happens…..

15+ years of regular disregard of basic maintenance.

Lol, I feel like these ones would be quite the mouth full

A lot of lonely middle-aged women aren't sleeping alone anymore now that we've perfected vegetables.

I carrot least a little bit, about how big they are.

I also hate that knowing that my valued customer had gotten fucked and is paying for a second fix. Also I’m usually the more expensive option for a fix since I’m not dicking around any so I know they are desperate for a proper fix to have called me. But having that compassion and empathy usually makes the customer like me and have me back to do other work.

Oh that? Probably been tested lol

As far as I can tell from whenever these come up, they're incredibly common everywhere except America. At very least, everywhere in Europe and Oceania seems to default to them.

There’s no way the time of day actually matters.

Time to start using it as a guitar instead of applying plaster with it.

I don't get this post

Its the HEAD OF THE TIGER its the thrill of the fight

If you only knew all the love that I’ve found

I'm sleepy and at first interpreted that as the mushrooms were the ones doing the work. Strangely humorous mental image. It always frustrated me to have to follow up someone else's misguided "fix" which made the real fix harder to do later.

Geil!

I like these. They could just sit there, hang them on a little string or have a pipe cleaner spiderweb to hang out on.

That’s not a thing with electric guitars.

Fire one if by land, tow if by sea.