My son just pulled one of those out of a bag I bought last weekend.

Dunno works well though! Dolla dolla$$$

No worse, this is my fiancé’s. Was here when I moved in.

That’s because it didn’t.

Ho’s gotta eat too

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The Danny Almonte of baby carrots.

But it has to go through quality assurance? I really don’t see someone stuffing a carrot in there and then packaging it.

African carrot

That doesn't look like he's compensating at all.

I hate that you’re so right

I guess it's a baaaaaaby carrot, heh.

oh totally! these guys really pulled it off. other times I have seen this it has been a goofy-looking stage thingy in the middle of an otherwise normal-looking bathroom. If you base the whole look of a bathroom around the platform, it can look very cool

“In our situation, that doesn’t make any f**king sense.” ~Dirk Diggler (Boogie Nights)

Guess one grew up!

That's the best because it allows you a moment to exert extreme power no matter who you are. If you are sitting on that and someone else enters the room they are instantly your submissive. Everyone deserves 10 minutes of this

Rusty poop knives

Call me a crazy person but I love it.

I posted it there, as per your advice, and was told it’s great design, didn’t belong, and downvoted :(

Thats a perfect toe knife

Yuuuup! Classic profile.

LMAO

That’s no baby…..

I've seen this done in a few houses. Somebody has the idea to add a toilet somewhere. The contractor says "yeah, you can put a toilet here. You'll just have to jackhammer a trench into the foundation so the poop can get out, it'll cost a lot of money" so the homeowner says "is there any way to add a toilet without destroying the foundation of the house?" And the answer is "sure, you can just put your toilet up on a big platform like a crazy person"