even hell doesn’t want you

The whole thing is a mistake. Seriously, wtf?! Let’s just keep brainwashing today’s youth instead of actually teaching them.

r/afterbeforewhatever

Larry Mcmurtry must be thrilled..

I strongly disagree. It seems like it would be epoxy, paper then more epoxy and paper as the project progresses. You can't just throw a bunch of paper on the floor and epoxy over it and expect the paper closest to the floor to bond.

I guess the forest is a very good source of fiber.

First the paper, then the epoxy.

what that's hilarious lol

It's an interactive gift.

Animal cruelty aint a thing nowadays?

i dated a guy who's dog would lift both hind legs and end up peeing all over herself sometimes

😳 they can what?

I bet a teacher would treasure this if the kid gave it to him/her with the error crossed out and corrected.

They can walk around in a microwave

Right?! They can go through spaces smaller than themselves but can’t survive a gentle thump from a foot?

I think it’s interesting how despite all their evolutionary advantages a cockroach still succumbs to the light squishing of a foot

Samsquench?

Awesome! Where is this?

I'm not laughing. Your

I went to school for elementary school. It was scary how many people in the program couldn’t spell and had horrible grammar. The one stand out though was one girl who I was assigned to be in a group project with. Her part was completely unacceptable and I said something along the lines of asking how could she expect to teach. Her response was that she would just teach second grade and under or special education.

My mom was a teacher for thirty-seven years and has been retired for a bit now. The last of her friends recently retired but is still doing some consulting working for the school. She said the quality of teachers coming in are overall not good. We’re in an area the pay isn’t terrible.

N.B. - I ended up not teaching.

Gotta love the scent of burnt carbon!

It's a fifteen minute lecture on you're / your.

Your not wrong!

How many courics you reckon that thing is? 6? 7? Not the record, but definitely something to be proud of.

What kind of marketing?