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notveryAI t1_j9xspee wrote

Onaholes are expensive and it's embarrassing to buy them. But nobody told him, that fucking your mattress is even more embarrassing, and it also can cost you a lot more than buying an onahole. Also I bet something specifically designed to bring pleasure feels much better than random piece of cloth pulled over some springs and whatnot, LMAO :D

Smart thoughts are chasing him, but he's faster

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InconspicuousFroggo t1_j9xcyvf wrote

Let the doctor feel up your junk, lecture you about your poor decision making, and get cream prescribed. Cream that's going to treat a raging fungal infection isn't available over the counter.

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GenPhallus t1_j9xcfyl wrote

I mean, 1) don't do that again and 2) antifungal creams. I feel like I shouldn't have to tell you to use antifungal to fix fungal infections

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