"I like Coldplay"

Just say, "What, you egg?"

Then stab them

Is that that one chick?

Just don't feed it after midnight.

It also eat those insacts

We’re goin big league boys

Carian manor be like

Its ben from treasure planet!

So, the usual day for me

Yes

My brother does, and called me weak for preferring dark mode

When you get to fuel your decaying short term memory

How am I ever gonna bin it now? It'll now how to live with me indefinitely

Torture him for the rest of his miserable and worthless life first, then let hell be his final punishment

Looked it up and it seems to be once a year.

Were? I can still see through my clear PC case.

"I'm free!"

/gets incinerated in a landfill

Cosmic/lovecraftian horror. They basically just named the genre after him lol

Isn't that supposed to be :o

Yep

Shitty bots commenting under me is actually a nice compliment, because it means my comments are worth leeching off

So your telling me that because he helped blind people see he is being considered evil. That has to be the worst thing I’ve ever heard.

So that people don’t think I’m making assumptions on the definition of antichrist here it is in the dictionary. “a person or thing regarded as supremely evil or as a fundamental enemy or opponent.”

Shes calculating how much bigger the next guys dick will be.

Is this the one that only blooms every decade or some shiz?

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