We will rule the world one day. You'll see.

Someday.

I’m a scorpio

How to frighten the older generation: exist.

Has she also asked what direction your life is headed? Otherwise she may just need speed.

Sounds like my Childhood, what's so wrong with that?

Terrible meme, also don't think that just because we're young we don't know how old technology works.

My online persona has more stories to tell than my rl persona tbh

She wants to eat together. Eating is only half the point.

And don't you dare make double, she "is not that hungry". Make another portion after she finishes.

Hold up I’m honestly quite confused about this could anyone explain this meme for me please I’d greatly appreciate it?

I had an old tv as a kid. I also had a real rotary phone as a toy and my school taught me to write cursive so i can also read it. Checkmate boomers.

I don’t regret it

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I can relate and regret

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time is a construct, we've never needed them

also, even before I carried a phone with me 100% of the time I never needed a watch. There's sufficient clocks in the world.

I didn't know there was competitive racism. I think I'll start competing.

Pesto

18 eggs was 3.40€ in local store. Not very expensive.

Are you a lefty like me op?

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How is an analog watch out of date?

Barnum statements

The only thing Russia is good at is being bad at everything.

Remove heavy blanket, get a thin bedsheet