Back when I was waiting tables, I once had a numerologist convert my name to its numerical values and then further reduce it to the number 2.

"This shows duality. You're split. You won't ever be whole until you stop being a 2."

"You want me to change my name?"

The tip was rather small that time.

I planted an Arizona iced tea tree when I was 5. It's already producing some tea

If it's a good game it's good game. But I don't care bout Harry Potter so I ain't getting the new game.

who said anything about being uneducated?

pats giant pile of pdfs and books

Gj bro we all start somewhere, soon enough you will be at 15

australian inflation go brrrrrr

Most girls can only do 0

uh oh someones salty about being uneducated

A good old fashioned barrel roll, making sure the car catches fire afterwards, that’s about how to fix that smell. As a smoker and mechanic, I never smoke in a car it stinks it up for good Send her an Uber

I think it's for multiple myeloma, so you move your prosthetic leg after. Also for other bone cancers like a sarcoma.

Its at walmart, bascially everywhere.

What would be the diabolical purpose of such a procedure?

Amber heard as a kid:

I'mma need to use a torque wrench next time. he should know his Nm's.

Arizona iced tea grows on trees in Arizona

but it was a very bad adaptation. They cut out a whole book for goodness sake, one of the most important ones that set up the final book and final battle, but kept in the one that just added some worldbuilding and smashed the 4 books they kept into one movie. that's a terrible choice

Is good drink why not

The first Cars was fire, trash take.

Why would you import that stuff so far, anyway?

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apparently thats how the game is played right now. Disinform away, o authorized one

It goes phone in the right pocket et keys in the left pocket, the one and only correct way

I have a degree, so if I say it, it is true?

Shidded? Oof..