At least cats are real.

Cat because if my girl shits in a litter box I’ll euthanize her like the sick animal she is

Exactly what a rabbit would do

r/oddlyspecific

I’m also schizophrenic but this is just funny and if anyone is wondering in my hallucinations I have seen a flying goat

No, but it granted me the cheese

I’m worried about you

The art of metrosexualness

Cigarettes also kill your sense of smell. If it smells bad to you, it'll smell 4x as bad to a non-smoker.

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Cry about it, ham yummy

8 has the most good ones, DS has Waluigi Pinball, Wii has Coconut Mall

This episode is up there with Brokeback Mountain and The Notebook as some of the most powerful bits of cinema I've ever seen. It should be eligible for the palme d'or

you perceive time?

All good. Cheers!

Sorry I'm dyspraxic and just trusted my predictive text

Not edgy enough. Too religious. Change the background to black and text to white, replace "God" with "Reality" and the bottom wojak with joker and you're good to go.

Oscars contains no apostrophe, it is not possessive.

What? Emmy is not big enough for you that you prefer Oscar?

The academy awards, to be eligible to be nominated you really only need the film to be played in cinemas

The true method to Air BnB is to shit in a paper bag, seal it nice and tight and stash in the most hidden pain in the arse to find spot that will recieve humidity.

Then many days/weeks post clean the bag opens, the glorious personalised ambience is released and you are away masturbating into a BigMac.

They already have a brownie recipe. It's called MIL-C-44072C I wish I was joking 😂

As some one who has both ate a lot of bbq and seen a lot of bbq places on tv. I think it’s the gloves. All these burly men who run bbq places seem to like the black gloves and it’s what this post seems to be referring in my opinion

"Oscar's" what?

All of the chairs are stools with no back support. There's weird art on the walls that says it's like $25000. All of the food is kinda small. Yeah