Spam is fucking delicious

And then here I am using XD, I'll never stop.

I have no idea who Archie Mendes is....

Or like a guirl....

In the movies aliens always land in America. In reality they are watching America at the movies. This is the plot of a comedy.

Man that tongue is big

She will not sink, because its not weight that sinks you... Its density :D

Flesh obelisk 😋

Someone has no idea how Archimedes principle works

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I thought it was a sounding rod.

Technically, she would have a larger surface area and would float, unlike your mama, who wouldn't fit in a hole that small, lol

Nah all the fat keeps her afloat like a buoy

ur wrong man, that's not china, it's russia. china's on the other other side

Let no one say when he is tempted, “I am being tempted by God,” for God cannot be tempted with evil, and he himself tempts no one. But each person is tempted when he is lured and enticed by his own desire. Then desire when it has conceived gives birth to sin, and sin when it is fully grown brings forth death. Do not be deceived, my beloved brothers.

I've heard that grape blood can become extremely palatable if kept in a dark cellar for over half a century

I count 4... Oooooh I didn't see the 20 pixels in the corner my bad

I like it when my flesh obelisks tessellate

It goes well with my 2-years-dead squeezed grape blood, which incidentally was kept in the tub of dead tree flesh

Bro go to bed

he be like why is this thing backifirng on me?

I would forgive my cats if they would kill me.

Nah that was done on purpose

That is nice! Cats are nice!

Literally anywhere in Austin, Portland, Denver, Seattle, etc