You got it

have you tried flesh monolith and mustard in a well toasted dough of pulverization of plant seed?

This is Latin and translates to: Bear from America Also, I first thought his name was something like ursus nigris

She has most likely 14 more years

Especially cats, those small assholes

Without god in my food how can I suppose to support my theophage lifestyle?

Chopped and formed chopped and formed

She will certainly check regularly if your dead. And when it turns out you are, she will start with eating your face - and your eyeballs.

But most likely you will outlive your cat anyway. So, nothing to worry at all!

yummy ham obelisk in my sandwich 🥪🗿

Eight plates here

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good question

I don't get it 😕

Edit: ... okay ... I was wrong. I get it :😀

I feel like there’s a very non-zero chance my kitty will blind me with his murder mittens

i wont

ursus americanus

sus murican

But I want to pet it~

AMUNGUS = URSUS = SUS

lroflmao

There’s an all you can eat buffet (not only Asian food) which I occasionally go to and it’s great.

They have literally everything. Sushi, steak, pizza, chinese, slushies, ice cream machine, soda fountain, tons of desserts, and the list goes on.

I’ve had up to 6 plates and 5 drinks there.

Pretty sure they still have preferences

did you forget to close the basement door

Don't know what that means honestly (Just making a meme about something me and my buds thought was funny)

who said it's low

no, having unprotected anal sex with another man behind an arby's made him gay.