at least they kinda knew what’s directly above and below us

China should be called "Germany".

Sorry, but no

Unfortantely, American culture makes this stereotype 100% passable.

Majestic animal, but i'm more amazed at someone who willingly get that close to it.

Thats not an Heterosexual

you can also choke on your favorite food & die

“Can I offer you a nice egg in this trying time?” Has never been more apt

The hardest choices require the strongest wills

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As an American, what the fuck?

np lol we chillin

If the heterosexual is of the opposite gender: Won't date because the trans person isn't biologically the opposite sex.

If the heterosexual is of the same gender: Won't date because the trans person is the same gender.

Catch 22.

I have a cat, so maybe he will just push me from the stairs or something

China being in Africa is accurate tho

My Cuban friend Sandy used to get beat out of the house if we came in asking for lunch. Like fly swatter, newspaper, magazine, or whatever his mom could grab. The 80s were different too.

A man had a kangaroo as a pet, but kangaroos go through a really aggressive phase, and it killed him

That's obviously Old Mexico. Then there's Mexico in the middle, and we have New Mexico. obvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvv

I don’t even think it’s really low. It’s probably not that low at all tbh.

Thank you

Check out Reddit on my Wii

Yeah, I know that, not taking it that seriously. Sorry if it came out wrong

Me here with a blue ring octopus as a pet

my parents are asian too, but bro this meme was a JOKE

r/woooosh

Yes.