Was thinking the same. Definitely pulled above belly button.

That's where pants are supposed to sit

If it's a fair fight, maybe, but if he spots me and triggers the flight, not fight reflex, his teeth are going in me like a hot knife thur butter.

If you have the decency to just drop dead yourself perhaps. The jaw muscles of a cheetah are too weak to break the neck of any animal our size, and evolution isn't kind to predators that try to tackle much larger animals without an instant-kill strategy.

"HAHAHAHAHA!....YATTA! ☺️✌️"

I'd believe it!

This must be what it's like POV of Ed, Edd, and Eddie running

I'm fatter than your average human.... Sharks might mistake me for a whale. To a cheetah, im probably a buffet on a conveyor belt.

To be fair, we humans are not prey animals to cheetahs. There is no documented case of any cheetah ever having hunted, killed or eaten a human. That being said, they are wild animals and may fight if they feel threatened and backed into a corner.

A little more sciencey than religiony, but one hypothesis for the first life on earth is that it was seeded from somewhere else (like a meteor/comet that crashed into it), and a chunk of mars that was thrown off the planet by a big meteor strike is a part of the hypothesis -- assuming that chunk held a little bit of Martian life. Science is weird, yo

I'm glad most reactions are about how unsafe and inconsiderate it is to walk against climbing traffic like this.

Give climbers space so they can keep their pace.

Was gonna say he’s being licked like crazy there’s no way he’s asleep.

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Nope

Nope nope nope nope nope nope nope

I was a PA for a while and had to wrangle extras a few times. You would see some of them doing shit like this all the time in an attempt to stand out/get noticed. Unfortunately for them if they're too weird they just get cut out of the final product. You're background for a reason lol.

His left hand looks like it's from an action figure or poorly made video game lol

why dont you slow down?

My knee problems got worse just watching this video

There isn't enough water on Mars

That's a lot of traffic for a supposedly secret path into Mordor.

Ppl moving fast down the trail against traffic is the most annoying part about popular hikes.

Why are there so many people there?

If this guy was a background actor. He deserves the main role in a movie.

It's like you've just picked him in a 2D fighter