He's gonna shit in your bed

unladen parrots however...

He didn't have to make them his pet, they could have had unlimited flights with our being held 5 feet above the ground

Exactly

People should just not have birds. This isn't sweet, he's stolen their freedom and made them his pet

This seems incredibly selfish on his part. Those bird don't belong on a fucking leash

Yes, but just like any species they are at risk of becoming invasive. Israel has a major issue with aggressive Drara parrots who were let loose and multiplied and have driven out many local bird varieties in the past 30 years or so. Invasive species are no joke.

That said you don’t need an excuse for having a bird much like you wouldn’t need one for having a dog or a cat. Parrots love their family. They are warm and affectionate pets and just as you wouldn’t lock a dog in a cage for life, you shouldn’t do this to a bird.

My parrot was my closest companion growing up and his cage was only rarely closed. He preferred staying there by choice and we would often go on trips together. When I got hospitalized he got depressed and was thrilled and happy when we were reunited. Today I have a rabbit at home that’s also free and is living his best life at 11 years old.

The important bit is to invest in the relationship as much as you would with a dog or another family member depending on you, and to not get a pet blindly without learning a lot about them and meeting some to understand what they’re like.

This is true. I swear when I was growing up they were distinct from parrots but I am wrong.

Could be referring to a .gif of 64 bits.

“Macaws are a large group of birds in Psittacidae, the parrot family”

Here is the thing...

But my aim is getting better… my aim is getting better! You see that’s funny because…

Cat: stares in antinatalist

They are Macaws 🤨

There's two parrot engines there

Good on him for letting his birds stretch their wings.

This some weird new age reimagining of Santa Claus?

Imagine all that and not having this fun guy to do stuff outside with

How does a unicycle hello compared to a bicycle?

That is and looks hilarious but he truly gets it lmao

Ahh okay thank you for clarifying that! That makes a lot more sense. Though I never had good luck with them. They rarely lived for more than a year. Though I keep all my other plants mostly in a very good shape.

Classic Reddit moment when they think they know your situation better than you do

Cat's thinking he can't swat the spawn, but he'll take some sort of revenge on its parents.

I mean.. 64 bit graphics look fantastic. You mean 8 bit?

Yeah with each repost the video gets shorter and with larger pixels.