They're gonna extradite you and fine you $250

In essence you do. It turns WW2 and The Holocaust into an abhorrent mistake and not a defining national trait.

You can tell this isn’t me by the way it's doesn't fade out then fade back in at the hospital.

The rules are different in Australia

The video speeds itself up, I'm not crazy, right?

That smirk at the end got me

Your wording suggests you change and alter history, like Germany is trying to do.

You can tell this isn’t me by the way that there’s a treadmill in the GIF.

Whoa... that gave me goosebumps

You think I should have gone with glockenspiel out of potato stars?

And that q is being generous

What's your prediction for Germany? How soon for another "Nazi"-like party to take power?

The FAA is going to kill you for this.

Crush into pink goo for post Holiday indigestion

Maybe just don’t be a dick and assume someone’s an idiot because they messed up some grammar in their second language?

Now see.. something like this should have been the ship design for a Borg ship

Who's the good looking blonde?

You must be high, the 'threats' in 2022 are nothing compared to 2 empires simultaneously waging brutal wars in an attempt to conquer the globe

Reminds me of something being sold on Eric's Jewelry Calvacade on the old people's network.

BISMOR! ...it feels so good to say it!

Definitely a good test of agility but impractical as a training regime. I give it Q out of potato stars.

r/ghostsofhistory is generally dead, but this would fit perfectly.

Beware the Kristmas Kozilek

ah, cool!

He said he's going to use it as a Christmas decoration.