All I have to say is THERANOS!!

Im surprised they havent impemented a folding screen thing yet. Making it a bit bigger or making a double screen. 90% of laptops arent sitting on laps these days.

Theranos is that you?

Yeah, the type of parents who have £2700 to spend on a stroller aren’t the ones pushing it. They leave that to the help /s

I’m not a parent so forgive my asking, but doesn’t that seem cheap? I feel like I’ve seen non-self driving robot strollers for not much more.

This is such an obvious place to put smart tech. The problem is going to be in the accuracy of the thing and the cost to maintain it. But think about how many tests your doctor can run through pee, this kind of idea will be early detecting cancer in a decade.

Self driving by TESLA!

if that happens, ill just invest in baby sized caskets

No one is mad. And you can't tell how to feel or what to post.

You try to feed everyone their opinions to them?

I am very sure I could look at your comment history and find something where you commented an opinion on something you didn't like. We all do it.

It's a great stress reliever pushing stroller too. You can hit people on purpose with it and no one will do a thing because there's baby in there and two they always assume they are in the wrong.

This is great for feeding my ever growing health anxiety. I’ll take three to use in the same bowl because I won’t believe I’m fine without further validation.

I wonder how I’ll make time to check this every second between checking my heart rate on my Apple Watch every second though. It’s gonna be a tough one for sure.

I never told you to not speak

Just not to get mad about products existing outside of your desires

Doesn’t Big Brother have enough data on you?

Really makes me aware for the first time of the amount of stress experienced by who can afford 2700 for a self-driving stroller. This is clearly responding to the dire need for relief in the privileged-and-stressed-set. I feel so bad for them. I hope they get pay for help.

How does it perform in the Trans Am bumper test?

Stroller stress isn’t from pushing it. It’s from pushing it through a crowd when you’re trying to get somewhere and people cut in front while you’re trying not to clip those same people.

£2,700 should get you a stroller with a taser like probe that extends in front of the stroller and gently discourages people from walking in front of you.

Haven’t we learned from Tesla?

Pushing my kids in a stroller ranks very low on things that add to my stress. I'd even say that it relieves stress to some extent.

Ah yes. A stress free life style at only $2,700. No no, there's no chance of any type of malfunction that will cause it to veer into the street. No need to worry. If it does though, you're monthly expenses will decrease. It's a win win!

This has got to be in the top 5 dumbest products for parents to buy.

The ultra wide allows 2 virtual monitors basically, with no center panes. That’s why most love them. They work in a claim system and email basically. I use 34 ultra wides for games and work as well, easy 2 screen setup when needed. Can’t say I’m doing anything with vms right now though

***Elizabeth Holmes enters the chat***

Yeah I'm not trusting my kid in that shit.

I don’t remember feeling any stress when pushing my son in a stroller. If anything it was a stress reliever because I knew I had control of the stroller and didn’t have to worry about him getting away from me. Now he’s 2 and wants to walk everywhere which is more stressful.

Can’t wait to see strollers doing 110 on the interstate

Right! Now I got to remember to charge the damn thing or fear running out of juice mid-walk. It probably weighs a ton, and it has the potential to catch on fire.