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satori-t t1_j2vrwfq wrote
Reply to Withings' $500 toilet computer wants to be WebMD for your pee | The hardware sits in your toilet, analyzing what's poured forth into it by chrisdh79
It will tell me I spent too long sitting on it browsing Reddit
FishermanPrize t1_j2vr0nr wrote
Reply to comment by GhostalMedia in New Qi2 Standard for Wireless Devices Ensures Enhanced Consumer Convenience and Efficiency by TheMacMan
Apple won't go fully portless until qi charging is more widespread and most wireless charging use is tossing it on the charger before bed or in the car.
It's the tactic they used with usbc->lightning cables. Toss it into the eight, let USBc market mature for two years then start including the cable in iPhone 11s.
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i_do_da_chacha t1_j2vqzb4 wrote
Reply to Withings' $500 toilet computer wants to be WebMD for your pee | The hardware sits in your toilet, analyzing what's poured forth into it by chrisdh79
What if I'm a reverse pooper?
randomwanderingsd t1_j2vq334 wrote
Reply to Withings' $500 toilet computer wants to be WebMD for your pee | The hardware sits in your toilet, analyzing what's poured forth into it by chrisdh79
I expressly do not want a device measuring my outputs and reporting it to insurance companies. 23andMe is bad enough. 23andPee is beyond the pale.
marcblank t1_j2vq1de wrote
Reply to Withings' $500 toilet computer wants to be WebMD for your pee | The hardware sits in your toilet, analyzing what's poured forth into it by chrisdh79
The stupid is strong here.
BalfydooOfficial t1_j2vpyf1 wrote
Reply to comment by TunkFunklin in Withings' $500 toilet computer wants to be WebMD for your pee | The hardware sits in your toilet, analyzing what's poured forth into it by chrisdh79
The real future
[deleted] t1_j2vpr5u wrote
Reply to comment by OniExpress in Dell UltraSharp U3224KB 32-inch 6K monitor is official with a built-in 4K webcam and Thunderbolt 4 port. by RenegadeUK
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sillypicture t1_j2vpkac wrote
Reply to comment by Equivalent_Arugula86 in Report Reveals Wave of New Features for Apple's Mixed-Reality Headset by DarthBuzzard
First iteration(s) may be crap but I'm in the camp that is for a waist mounted everything and a comfortable headset. I feel vr is more practical as an attachment to a desktop and engaged at home or similar safe environment.
To be outside, it should be less vr more hud. Read: "wtf was this wanker's name again??"
Mega anti apple though
Me_Krally t1_j2vowes wrote
Reply to comment by Chikasha in Withings' $500 toilet computer wants to be WebMD for your pee | The hardware sits in your toilet, analyzing what's poured forth into it by chrisdh79
I'd buy it too, but don't understand why my data has to be stored in France? Just show me the bloody results and I'll write it down ;)
GhostalMedia t1_j2vou0i wrote
Reply to comment by FishermanPrize in New Qi2 Standard for Wireless Devices Ensures Enhanced Consumer Convenience and Efficiency by TheMacMan
I’m not fully convinced of that. MagSafe only phones are pure speculation, and not supported by any of the reliable people that drop Apple’s manufacturing and supply chain leaks.
Qi2 will launch at up to 15w, like MagSafe. That’s half of what an iPhone can charge at. So Qi only phones would basically be a massive downgrade for people who want fast charging.
stickersforyou t1_j2vo79y wrote
orbital_one t1_j2vo5kp wrote
Reply to Withings' $500 toilet computer wants to be WebMD for your pee | The hardware sits in your toilet, analyzing what's poured forth into it by chrisdh79
So now tech companies want my piss data?
TunkFunklin t1_j2vniwo wrote
Reply to Withings' $500 toilet computer wants to be WebMD for your pee | The hardware sits in your toilet, analyzing what's poured forth into it by chrisdh79
Will The App will let you unlock your phone with a butthole scan?
DonutHand t1_j2vmtrv wrote
GeorgeRRZimmerman t1_j2vm332 wrote
Reply to Withings' $500 toilet computer wants to be WebMD for your pee | The hardware sits in your toilet, analyzing what's poured forth into it by chrisdh79
I can't wait for my toilet to tell me it's tired of Smirnoff and suggest I splurge on some Johnnie Walker.
sfdragonboy t1_j2vl1xz wrote
Reply to Withings' $500 toilet computer wants to be WebMD for your pee | The hardware sits in your toilet, analyzing what's poured forth into it by chrisdh79
Asparagus for dinner????
jinnyjonny t1_j2vl0ud wrote
Reply to Withings' $500 toilet computer wants to be WebMD for your pee | The hardware sits in your toilet, analyzing what's poured forth into it by chrisdh79
Mine would tell me to start jacking off in the shower
noopenusernames t1_j2vkczq wrote
Bageezax t1_j2vix08 wrote
Reply to comment by LairdPopkin in Report Reveals Wave of New Features for Apple's Mixed-Reality Headset by DarthBuzzard
Holy crap though… just saw that the msrp is looking like $3000. That’s niche for sure unless they can get cost down, offer leases, or something.
mekatzer t1_j2via5i wrote
Reply to comment by Dizzyeer in Withings' $500 toilet computer wants to be WebMD for your pee | The hardware sits in your toilet, analyzing what's poured forth into it by chrisdh79
Well the light was on, so…
Efrojas16 t1_j2vi8i3 wrote
Reply to comment by mouringcat in Withings' $500 toilet computer wants to be WebMD for your pee | The hardware sits in your toilet, analyzing what's poured forth into it by chrisdh79
"Sorry, You know to much"
mouringcat t1_j2vi2pv wrote
Reply to Withings' $500 toilet computer wants to be WebMD for your pee | The hardware sits in your toilet, analyzing what's poured forth into it by chrisdh79
"Please, not to throw away. I give you happy poopy time."
MaleficentPi t1_j2vi22x wrote
Reply to comment by Tmig89 in Withings' $500 toilet computer wants to be WebMD for your pee | The hardware sits in your toilet, analyzing what's poured forth into it by chrisdh79
Man there's a saint of computer hardware failure and a patron saint of sex workers, I am SURE there is a patron saint of kidney stones.
Granted I have a feeling the name is Saint OH SHITBALLS JESUS FUCK IN HEAVEN or similar.
SpecialpOps t1_j2vt3gu wrote
Reply to comment by Silly-Ass_Goose in Withings' $500 toilet computer wants to be WebMD for your pee | The hardware sits in your toilet, analyzing what's poured forth into it by chrisdh79
Or get denied insurance coverage from a pre-existing condition you didn’t even know you had.