Have no feaw!

My wife hasn't used ice for cramps, she used these after giving birth. That area is pretty sore for women after passing a whole human being through. Something that they don't really tell you about ahead of time, women can't go to the bathroom normally for weeks after giving birth.

Thank you oh wise one, your gifts of wisdom are appreciated

Funny, I have that same instructional tattooed on my thigh

Duck season!

Sorry - British.

Didn't recognise the white power thing. What's a padiddle ?

Hey, plenty of us who shave our heads aren't crazy neo-nazis. It's a hairstyle, not a political choice.

It’s an old game where you would make the hand gesture and get the attention of a friend. If they looked at your hand you got to punch them in the arm

We tried the electric one and we were not impressed. It didn't seem strong enough. The one that you suck is really good.

Do you like the one you suck on or the electric one better? I can’t decide which to get lol.

100% intended. I thought about saying "Joy something" but didn't want to be too on the nose.

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Damn. Straight from 0-60 screaming at the employee…

I tricked my wife into loudly declaring, "I LIKE SAUSAGE" at a family event.

the white power one is the right side up version. this direction that's an M not a W.

Awww, thank you. Was the Joy pun intended? And I love talking to readers. If you want to directly interact with me, commenting on the posts under my profile (instead of bigger subs) would pretty much guarantee a response.

I'm so tired of people with artistic ability thinking they could be comic artists but they really have no humor or material worthy of presenting to an audience

If anyone was curious:

From the anti defamation league https://www.adl.org/resources/hate-symbol/okay-hand-gesture

Southern poverty law https://www.splcenter.org/hatewatch/2018/09/18/ok-sign-white-power-symbol-or-just-right-wing-troll

BBC https://www.bbc.com/news/newsbeat-49837898.amp

NPR (referencing ADL) https://www.npr.org/2019/09/26/764728163/the-ok-hand-gesture-is-now-listed-as-a-symbol-of-hate

Thought was a fucking BHJ

Stoned?

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What are we supposed to be looking at ?

In license plate

Where joke?

In this joke an attempted murder actually succeeds.