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QuantumPolarBear1337 t1_jdnowtc wrote
Reply to I’m going to swallow this after prepping for my colonoscopy unless someone comes up with a better salutation by tomparker
Yes swallow a few capsules full of spiders.....
Jacob_VH t1_jdnov3y wrote
Reply to comment by Laughing_Dan in My mom and her siblings, 1971 and 2023 by ek599
Anti aging cream is no joke
UrbanIronBeam t1_jdnot5y wrote
Reply to I’m going to swallow this after prepping for my colonoscopy unless someone comes up with a better salutation by tomparker
How about "Prepare to meet my end!" ... Although I suppose the doc will have already done by the time that gets ready.
15RoundMagazine t1_jdnos0h wrote
Reply to I’m going to swallow this after prepping for my colonoscopy unless someone comes up with a better salutation by tomparker
You’ve been served.
15RoundMagazine t1_jdnonot wrote
Reply to I’m going to swallow this after prepping for my colonoscopy unless someone comes up with a better salutation by tomparker
Pleased to meet you. And I mean that from the heart of my bottom.
ITCM4 t1_jdnnnf1 wrote
Reply to comment by gana04 in My mom and her siblings, 1971 and 2023 by ek599
Right. He must’ve hit one hell of a growth spurt in the mid-70s.
exec_director_doom t1_jdnnmnd wrote
Reply to comment by gana04 in My mom and her siblings, 1971 and 2023 by ek599
Was also wondering that.
GANDORF57 t1_jdnn0eh wrote
Reply to comment by WeirdGoesPro in I’m going to swallow this after prepping for my colonoscopy unless someone comes up with a better salutation by tomparker
Whoa! You're just talking out of your asshole now! ^(*(or texting!))
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spaceblind88 t1_jdnmm4o wrote
Yoooooo!… Sublime!
7ofalltrades t1_jdnm248 wrote
Reply to comment by Scottishchicken in I’m going to swallow this after prepping for my colonoscopy unless someone comes up with a better salutation by tomparker
If they're finding a message in your colon, that ship has sailed.
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gana04 t1_jdnlowq wrote
Reply to My mom and her siblings, 1971 and 2023 by ek599
Is Mark Hamill your uncle?
victim_of_technology t1_jdnljji wrote
Reply to comment by Angus-Black in I’m going to swallow this after prepping for my colonoscopy unless someone comes up with a better salutation by tomparker
You know exactly how the alien extracted your thoughts. Probe + time travel.
IamLuann t1_jdnldlq wrote
Reply to I’m going to swallow this after prepping for my colonoscopy unless someone comes up with a better salutation by tomparker
Tape it to one of your butt cheeks
Laughing_Dan t1_jdnl4b9 wrote
Reply to My mom and her siblings, 1971 and 2023 by ek599
Damn, Santa aged well.
Useful-Plan8239 t1_jdnl04n wrote
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I think you need to laminate it
BlettaFappaChu t1_jdnklf2 wrote
Reply to It'll keep you on the edge of your seat. by kinglucent
🤌
Theemployerslegalgal t1_jdnk4gm wrote
Reply to My mom and her siblings, 1971 and 2023 by ek599
Too good! 😂🤣
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StevenDwightFry t1_jdnillv wrote
You're a towel!
flogger_bogger t1_jdngkcv wrote
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Do they not give you a giant bottle of laxatives that you need to drink 12-24hrs beforehand where you live? You'd just be ingesting/digesting plastic and then shitting it out for no reason...
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