Add a stapler

So you could find it later

Hope you don't have well water and a leach bed because if that's the case then a dog pooping in the river is a drop in a puddle basically. If you have well water there is a very high chance that you have drank the same water that you or your neighbor flushed down the drain after taking a massive dump. Gets even better though if you have a sewer hookup and city water. They collect all the toilet water and filter it really good for solids and chemically treat it and it gets pumped right back to you again. I mean that's the basics of it. I over simplified.

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They knew. The F is way on the other side of the keyboard from the P...

But you repeat yourself…

Ah yes, How could i forget!

Apparently not a single person on here knows how well water systems work, otherwise a dog pooping in a river would be the least of your worries. Allow me to explain. If your house or apartment doesn't have a city water hookup then you have a water well and pump on your property. If you have well water and you do not have a sewer hookup, I have some delicious news for you. Go over to your sink and pour yourself a nice refreshing glass of water and have a drink before we continue. Ok, feel better? That water you just drank used to be the same water that was in your toilet the last time you took a massive dump. Delicious right?

All of the water that goes down the drain in your house goes into a big pipe and out the basement wall usually, and then out into a septic tank, and then that holds the solid wastes, and then the liquid wastes get filtered out through a leach bed which is just gravel and probably sand and dirt. The well and septic tank usually have to be so far apart on a property to keep it safe.

It was from a previous protest from a secret cult of The Globglogabgalab who recently ordered Blab Blub to be banned, all parties have signed the petition.

The stool of course.

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That’s escalation. The next is the desk glued to the wall. When this madness will end?

Looks like diabetes to me

The paint store with zero shits

That one is insulting. That's why I always order the "You'll do" Valentine's donuts

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They needed tape

Marry her

Start taking random items form other peoples desks and glue them next to it.

It was probably "another one"

Could’ve had their eye out

Maybe they are practicing Tagalog. “Kayo” is one of the words meaning “you” lol.

Glad they arrested the guy who stole his wheelchair. The nerve.

Reminds of the rich kid in little rascals lol

I'm Karl but I get called Paul in many of my coffee orders. It's not even close!