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boxofsquirrels t1_jaeob39 wrote
Reply to Someone stole the tape dispenser from my desk at work and glued it to the wall in our electrical panel room. I don’t know why. by rearl306
Someone thinks you’re the one who keeps taking the panel room tape dispenser, so they took it back and made sure you won’t steal it again.
BigFunShow t1_jaeo1mh wrote
Reply to Prepare for Carbonated Trouble by ProJYeet
Yo that's my name
Alarming amount of people think I'm named after the guy who made motorcycles
spudd08 t1_jaenpt2 wrote
Reply to comment by caveman69420 in This abbreviation on my son's banana/blackberry/blueberry purée... by AiramEsor
Gene!
notaliberal2021 t1_jaen9y3 wrote
Reply to Do you think it floats? by battleflagarc
They all float down here.
DarkLordArbitur t1_jaen1pv wrote
Reply to Someone stole the tape dispenser from my desk at work and glued it to the wall in our electrical panel room. I don’t know why. by rearl306
That's an ingenious way of having a wall dispenser for tape.
Now if only someone could explain why they needed a wall dispenser for tape in this specific room...
androshalforc1 t1_jaemtor wrote
5:13 pm: tell him i missed my hair appointment.
KebabGud t1_jaemg72 wrote
Reply to comment by Sassy_Weatherwax in Level 4 Cultist by jay_thorn
There is also a lot of misinformation out there regarding the use of Starlink in Ukraine.
Like when SpaceX said they cant use if for Drone strikes, people started complaining that Elon was sucking up to Putin ..
the reality is if they use it as a weapon or weapon component it will be classified as one and thus regulated by international Arms trade restrictions and made almost impossible to be sold outside the US..
there are a lot of billions invested in it
VoidRadio t1_jaem6o6 wrote
Reply to Prepare for Carbonated Trouble by ProJYeet
2 for 2.77 and make it double.
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Reply to comment by eliyabar101 in what's yellow,big and can't swim? by eliyabar101
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callowaydavisz t1_jaelxyp wrote
Scary good wash
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[deleted] t1_jaele6g wrote
Reply to Level 4 Cultist by jay_thorn
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rearl306 OP t1_jaekq2f wrote
Reply to comment by AbsoluteAtheist in Someone stole the tape dispenser from my desk at work and glued it to the wall in our electrical panel room. I don’t know why. by rearl306
That was my nickname in high school.
habsrule83 t1_jaekoy4 wrote
Reply to Well I'm halfway there by ScalieBoi42
Sorry best I can do is Horny and Hungry
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endofthehold t1_jaekczp wrote
LucktasticOrange t1_jaek8sb wrote
Reply to What are the non preferable options? by gabbardaku
Having sex with a leaky condom. Apparently, extreme catholics can't masturbate NOR have sex without the possibility of making a baby. That's why their samples can be collected with a special condom that also has holes.
riesendulli t1_jaejpyu wrote
Reply to comment by Random_O in Level 4 Cultist by jay_thorn
ELMUSK
The real license plate
tlsr t1_jaejpye wrote
Reply to comment by press_B_for_bombs in Level 4 Cultist by jay_thorn
Elon doesn't need to be associated with anything to be bad. He is, in fact, bad.
And it's pretty revealing that you don't think people should be concerend with things unless they're directly affected.
And yes, if you're MAGA, there's a better chance than not that you're a shit stain. (also note it's not "half the country" -- that's the fugure MAGAs really want people to believe but it isn't true.)
press_B_for_bombs t1_jaeikm2 wrote
Reply to comment by tlsr in Level 4 Cultist by jay_thorn
I don't know what is "MAGA" or not in the derogatory sense. My assumption is that it's the counter to Right wingers saying things are "woke". Which is exactly my point about shoving people into categories. Elon = MAGA = BAD. Very succinct.
Rolling the dice that you don't live in Florida or have any interaction with Elon. Also you haven't mentioned a single thing either of them has actually done other than show support for a political party you don't agree with. Which I guess you'd have to label half the country as "Shit Stains"... If that is all it takes.
Complex_Pineapple_55 t1_jaehy8r wrote
Reply to comment by MrPresidentGamer in I've been doing some calculations... by MrPresidentGamer
I checked, me penis doesnt float, it sinks into uranus
onebadmex66 t1_jaehn2q wrote
Reply to comment by Pbormann in I think my 5 yo niece is prepping for Madmax times by Pbormann
Interesting. Huffing silver paint yet?
unhung0 t1_jaeohco wrote
Reply to Do you think it floats? by battleflagarc
Mrs. Puff approves