So the way you fix that is cut the drywall out around the tape dispenser and just put it right back on your desk again.

I think I hear her streaming WITNESS ME but that shouldn't be anything serious, right?

Someone left a can of spray adhesive out in an empty cubicle and I have to actively stop myself from doing this kind of thing to office supplies.

Robin hood

Is it Elon’s car. Sine he wants to move twitter to Texas, he may live there.

Salad fingers would know.

You are safe until she lights it on fire while circling you on her scooter.

Thanks for the explanation! I just thought they wanted a funny name.

As a former Philly resident I’d recognize that Wawa price display tag anywhere.

CVS has been doing email receipts for years, and the only time a receipt prints is if requested. The length of the receipt is due to coupons and extra bucks, so it only prints that long if someone uses their CVS card and chooses to have a receipt printed instead of emailed. They actually have pretty typical receipts for non-card customers.

What did they do with your red stapler?

Ah, so I need them to affect me before I don't like what they do. That's very MAGA.

And by the way, what makes you so certain of that anyway?

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My stapler

I hope you're right. I worry that he's already got enough power and money to maintain a monopoly, at least on the critical infrastructure...but hopefully that's not true. It's frightening though, that Ukraine's internet and communication capability rests in his hands, especially because he's buddying up to authoritarians and is susceptible to flattery by bad actors just like his orange twin, Trump.

I don't think either of the people you mentioned in your reply have done a single thing that has negatively impacted your life. The disdain you express for them is pretty extreme. Find some peace

Swing and a miss

lol

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Small paper clip has always worked for me

East Palestine news?

Elnmu Sk is good friend of mine, I know him for ages.

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Well I guess they're a third thing now!

And in regards to the video

https://youtu.be/qF7MsBtZx08

Cut my life into pizzas,....this is my plastic fork.