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FadransPhone t1_jaeaa8l wrote
Reply to Prepare for Carbonated Trouble by ProJYeet
The $2.77 for 2 deal is the icing on the cake here
username32768 t1_jaea7u4 wrote
Reply to I've been doing some calculations... by MrPresidentGamer
I don't think I will "bare" with you...
yanbag609 t1_jae9wxt wrote
Reply to comment by Uno-The-Card in Prepare for Carbonated Trouble by ProJYeet
OMG! (✷‿✷)
theRedneckjonn163 t1_jae9weq wrote
Reply to Kai has no shame by suhmarine
Someone is drinking that down stream
Behzadhsh13 t1_jae9vi7 wrote
Gael?
Entire-Ad2058 t1_jae9mrb wrote
Reply to comment by AlienGampo in optional but required by AlienGampo
Haha - seemed like a great idea when the offspring were little and needed help remembering… on the bright side, though, last month it saved me from wining and buying big, so…
3djfletcha t1_jae9hvg wrote
Reply to Someone stole the tape dispenser from my desk at work and glued it to the wall in our electrical panel room. I don’t know why. by rearl306
You know what you did....
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AlienGampo OP t1_jae9bk7 wrote
Reply to comment by Entire-Ad2058 in optional but required by AlienGampo
Oof I had that happen before. What I hate worse is getting a new number and not being able to use it if the previous owner had already used it to sign up. Not many things do that but I remember going through burner phones and that being an issue
Goldenhawk666 t1_jae925y wrote
Reply to Someone stole the tape dispenser from my desk at work and glued it to the wall in our electrical panel room. I don’t know why. by rearl306
But…but it’s mmmm my red stapler!!
cherryblonde9 t1_jae913o wrote
Reply to Heroin Training by Fatt_Hardy
Wow it's true Like a really short poem
NorthantsBlokeUK t1_jae8xog wrote
Reply to comment by Spoobie90 in How do you even pronounce this name? by ZipLocks4u
I think you're Focusing on the wrong bit! /s
Entire-Ad2058 t1_jae8pf2 wrote
Reply to optional but required by AlienGampo
Then there are the sites which won't allow me to complete a form because they don't believe my (numerically repeating) phone number is... my phone number
Kurotan t1_jae8et9 wrote
Reply to comment by SpecialistAd5537 in Forgot to buy washers for my project. Had to improvise and overpay by Theonlykd
Only with the intent to cause fraud. Like changing a $10 bill to a $100 bill or something. People make coin rings and other stuff all the time with no issue.
Vincent__Vega t1_jae8bif wrote
Reply to comment by Gustopherus-the-2nd in Prepare for Carbonated Trouble by ProJYeet
Or the "Real" Double J
gorrionn t1_jae88g8 wrote
Reply to How do you even pronounce this name? by ZipLocks4u
L (L)ove A (A)merica I (I)ndia R (R)un I (I)ndia U b(U)ll S (S)pain
tlsr t1_jae7zst wrote
Reply to comment by press_B_for_bombs in Level 4 Cultist by jay_thorn
MAGA is more than just Trump now.
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>moral outrage just seems performative
What sort of outrage should people have to wards a guy that simps for an open fascist (DeSantis) and claims to be "neutral" while telling everyone to "vote republican" and constantly tweets thiogns that align very well with the far right (aka, MAGAs)?
And speaking of performative, have you listend to that douche lately?
His "net postive" is not positive at all. He's got a big microphone and he's using it to push forth fascism and his own naked narcisism.
My outrage is anyhting but performative, I can tell you that. That guy can go fuck himself, hard, with a very long, very large, very dry dildo.
WalkLikeAKneeGypsian t1_jae7xf0 wrote
Reply to comment by genericneim in How do you even pronounce this name? by ZipLocks4u
In English, the J sound has two components. In French, only the second component is produced.
>The "J" sound is combination of the "d" sound followed by the "zh" sound (as in the word measure).
For example, in English, Jerry is dzh - erry, and starts with a d consonant. In French it's zh-erry and there is no d.
So, "J'airius" would be pronounced "zh-air-ee-us".
gorrionn t1_jae7kvc wrote
Reply to How do you even pronounce this name? by ZipLocks4u
Funny native english speakers problem :D
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LeftEducation3678 t1_jae7g8z wrote
Reply to Prepare for Carbonated Trouble by ProJYeet
Jesse you cooked the wrong coke
eggshellisntsatin t1_jae6x7f wrote
Reply to comment by onescaryarmadillo in "Hey boss, do we have any purple paint? No? How ironic." by 0verstim
Irony: a state of affairs or an event that seems deliberately contrary to what one expects and is often amusing as a result. A paint store who has a slogan "The paint store with the purple door" that does not have a purple door is actually ironic.
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MrNoMoniker t1_jaead0v wrote
Reply to Oh ok… by thisISben90
Leg disabled.
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Acid.