pragmatic_zealot t1_jadc060 wrote on February 28, 2023 at 4:55 PM

Reply to comment by CromulentPoint in CVS is getting a bit sassy by mbz321

This! LOL

This is what I was going to say! Seriously, I buy one item and the receipt is about two to three feet long, and that's not an exaggeration. Then they have the nerve to tell people to reuse bags? SMH.

Fatt_Hardy OP t1_jadbzbm wrote on February 28, 2023 at 4:54 PM

Reply to comment by Alert_Salt7048 in Heroin Training by Fatt_Hardy

I’ll take “catch the semen” for $200 Trebek.

That’s “catch these men.”

lowercase0112358 t1_jadbz26 wrote on February 28, 2023 at 4:54 PM

Reply to CVS is getting a bit sassy by mbz321

Gotta save money to print receipts!

[deleted] t1_jadbsz7 wrote on February 28, 2023 at 4:53 PM

Reply to This abbreviation on my son's banana/blackberry/blueberry purée... by AiramEsor

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minu-minu-meow t1_jadbr34 wrote on February 28, 2023 at 4:53 PM

Reply to My company provided me a brand new laptop with a user manual DVD. The laptop does not have a DVD player. by kalutheace

That's the catch, You should buy the hardware separately so they earn from that too 😎

vianiznice t1_jadbqvv wrote on February 28, 2023 at 4:53 PM

Reply to This abbreviation on my son's banana/blackberry/blueberry purée... by AiramEsor

Look at the ingredients and you'll find even more unexpected fun stuff.

copytac t1_jadb5jb wrote on February 28, 2023 at 4:49 PM

Reply to Level 4 Cultist by jay_thorn

Whose Ellen Musk? Must be Elon's alter ego.

VocalAnus91 t1_jadavki wrote on February 28, 2023 at 4:47 PM

Reply to Looks like poo to me. by Yggdrasil_Tir

It's usually just mashed potatoes. Mashed potatoes with brown food coloring in this case.

Royal-Elk-5491 t1_jadam05 wrote on February 28, 2023 at 4:46 PM

Reply to Heroin Training by Fatt_Hardy

I just noticed a batman/Superman shirt omg 💀

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IHeartmyshihtzu t1_jad9v5z wrote on February 28, 2023 at 4:41 PM

Reply to Little doodle I did sometime last year. by mikesartwrks

I heard he has a 10" Hog.

Nupadoop t1_jad9rsn wrote on February 28, 2023 at 4:40 PM

Reply to Prepare for Carbonated Trouble by ProJYeet

The fact this was attached to pokemon and not the famous outlaw is disappointing

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tlsr t1_jad9e96 wrote on February 28, 2023 at 4:38 PM

Reply to Level 4 Cultist by jay_thorn

What's wrong with this?

My t-shirts all have RICK NOLL printed across the chest, my shoes say JOHN DONOHOE on the sides and tongue and the back pockets of my jeans all have CHARLES BERGH embrodered across them.

Alert_Salt7048 t1_jad97u8 wrote on February 28, 2023 at 4:37 PM

Reply to Heroin Training by Fatt_Hardy

I’ll take “the rapist” for $200 Alex. That’s “Therapist” Mr Connery.

PK_TD33 t1_jad933k wrote on February 28, 2023 at 4:36 PM

Reply to comment by Cindexxx in Looks like poo to me. by Yggdrasil_Tir

If only these had pot in em.

PK_TD33 t1_jad91ko wrote on February 28, 2023 at 4:36 PM

Reply to Looks like poo to me. by Yggdrasil_Tir

That's the appeal

MrPresidentGamer OP t1_jad8wcl wrote on February 28, 2023 at 4:35 PM

Reply to comment by PSYCHOPATHiO in I've been doing some calculations... by MrPresidentGamer

Pretty easy calculation, turns out that the average dick is roughly 16% less dense than Uranus so a penis would float on its surface (assuming uniform density).