Recent comments in /f/funny
LeavingTheCradle t1_jad6suy wrote
Reply to Buy!! Sell!! Buy!! Sell!!!! by clumzyproofreader
Business is hard work :'(
GWade17 t1_jad5rqp wrote
Reply to Level 4 Cultist by jay_thorn
I mean you can’t own a Tesla without a pretentious or cringey license plate. That’s a rule lol
lazyshaver t1_jad5o5q wrote
Reply to CVS is getting a bit sassy by mbz321
I bring Walgreens bags to reuse at cvs
FlyAirLari t1_jad5n2q wrote
Reply to comment by Fatt_Hardy in Heroin Training by Fatt_Hardy
Stand back!
zbradigan t1_jad5hao wrote
Reply to comment by sudomeacat in The irony of man. Why did I even get him that book by thebomb100
And put bacon and cheese on it.
charliethecorso t1_jad5di4 wrote
Reply to CVS is getting a bit sassy by mbz321
Fine, I will reuse this bag to suffocate myself. Ever thought of that CVS? (More of a Walgreens guy)
Mushroom-Formal t1_jad5cbo wrote
Reply to CVS is getting a bit sassy by mbz321
I will cvs. Thank you.
AutoModerator t1_jad541j wrote
Reply to CVS is getting a bit sassy by mbz321
>This is a friendly reminder to read our rules. > >Memes, social media, hate-speech, and pornography are not allowed. > >Screenshots of Reddit are expressly forbidden, as are TikTok videos. > >Comics may only be posted on Wednesdays and Sundays. > >Rule-breaking posts may result in bans. > >Please also be wary of spam. >
I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please contact the moderators of this subreddit if you have any questions or concerns.
KebabGud t1_jad4y8w wrote
Reply to comment by Sassy_Weatherwax in Level 4 Cultist by jay_thorn
You are totally right Bezos has nothing to do with the day to day of Rivian and is also not the Majority stakeholder. the point i was hoping to make was that people tend to hyper fixate on Elon and then totally ignore the horrible things associated with other car brand. Rivian is somewhat safe currently in that regard, even if their association with Amazon is troubling (says the man who has 3 packages from amazon in route).
But if you look at companies like Lucid, their Majority stakeholder (61%) is the Saudi Government. In terms of who i would support between Elon and The Saudi Government , Well I'm picking the Edgelord manchild every day (until he goes full Supervillian.)
And old school Companies like Ford and VW.. well Henry Ford was pure Evil and VW was founded by Hitler himself..
A friend of mine Sold his Tesla because of Elon and got himself a Mustang Mach-E.. he is now the butt of a thousand jokes (and yes Henry ford is long dead but still the evil he did should never be forgotten)
​
And to add, Bezos is pretty much the epitome of Rocket douche, but i find it hard to call Elon a Rocket douche these days.
You have to take into consideration that Bezos has so far not even reached orbit and most of the launches are expensive joyrides while SpaceX is now the primary launchprovider for NASA and the only American launch provider that can deliver Humans to the ISS, They had in 2022 61 orbital launches, that ties with the Soviet unions record from 1980. and they are building the next Moon lander.
Elon is a Douche, but he is not a Rocket Douche, thats a title only Bezos gets to keep (especially after the stunt he pulled with the Artemis Program)
The_Fox1984 t1_jad4wv7 wrote
Reply to comment by Gustopherus-the-2nd in Prepare for Carbonated Trouble by ProJYeet
Ya see it’s me it’s me the D O double G
Gustopherus-the-2nd t1_jad4wti wrote
Reply to comment by Jsnooots in Prepare for Carbonated Trouble by ProJYeet
I prefer one half of the New Age Outlaws…. and if you’re not down with that?
Gustopherus-the-2nd t1_jad4ngp wrote
Reply to comment by The_Fox1984 in Prepare for Carbonated Trouble by ProJYeet
Your ass better call somebody!!!!!
FlyAirLari t1_jad45vq wrote
Fatt_Hardy OP t1_jad3q73 wrote
Reply to comment by muggins66 in Heroin Training by Fatt_Hardy
Jesus Christ. Shut the hell up.
Alternatively… your comment is not funny to people who’ve lost a loved one to pointless guilt tripping online. Make better choices u/muggins66
Fatt_Hardy OP t1_jad3hyv wrote
Reply to comment by skippyspk in Heroin Training by Fatt_Hardy
Rosey!!!
Fat_Poor_POS t1_jad3eaz wrote
Reply to My company provided me a brand new laptop with a user manual DVD. The laptop does not have a DVD player. by kalutheace
He probably is the type of manager who wants you to figure it out
bluebunnybuns t1_jad35wn wrote
Lmao.. did they try their best??? The “r” in “your smile” is literally falling off the donut. Adorable but definitely doesn’t look like it should have made it to the store shelf
TemporaryAmbassador1 t1_jad31oc wrote
Reply to comment by the_man_who_knocks in Level 4 Cultist by jay_thorn
I’ve just ascended to a Level 5 Laser Lotus at my Buddhist Temple
WontArnett t1_jad2q46 wrote
Reply to comment by actionmanv1 in My company provided me a brand new laptop with a user manual DVD. The laptop does not have a DVD player. by kalutheace
Convenient capitalism!
Personality_Scary t1_jad2dyl wrote
I cant unsee
Miserable_Ad2275 t1_jad1y89 wrote
This house has 5G?
AutoModerator t1_jad1y6t wrote
Reply to These WWE gimmicks are getting very unique. New Dad character was heard saying “Well I’m gonna put on my white new balances and just kick the heck out of ya” by TjJames72
>This is a friendly reminder to read our rules. > >Memes, social media, hate-speech, and pornography are not allowed. > >Screenshots of Reddit are expressly forbidden, as are TikTok videos. > >Comics may only be posted on Wednesdays and Sundays. > >Rule-breaking posts may result in bans. > >Please also be wary of spam. >
I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please contact the moderators of this subreddit if you have any questions or concerns.
Jedifoot t1_jad6w9z wrote
Reply to CVS is getting a bit sassy by mbz321
The word “please” is such a sassy word…