Recent comments in /f/funny
Thumper-Comet t1_jac1pl2 wrote
Reply to Could've called it "Salad for your skin" by -TheJunta-
I'm more confused by the face mask symbol with the '7 pcs' label. What does that even mean?
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Reply to comment by dandanjeran in Level 4 Cultist by jay_thorn
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Exce55um t1_jac1eeb wrote
Reply to Schrödinger's Bag by sidious911
Here were i am from they got similar signs but with the added reservation if you still walk
in with a bag, backpack or similar they may ask you to check the bag. I can understand them we got a kind of problem with shoplifters and I seen a couple stores been forced to close because of it.
peppersprayeddildo t1_jac1e3s wrote
Reply to What are the non preferable options? by gabbardaku
Just reminds me of that meme of mulan with hamster cheeks. Driving to drop off the freshly collected sample of course
peppersprayeddildo t1_jac1bl2 wrote
Reply to comment by TacoJunky69 in What are the non preferable options? by gabbardaku
This. This is good.
Zkenny13 t1_jac1az9 wrote
Reply to Level 4 Cultist by jay_thorn
This is actually Ellen Musk. She's a local drag queen in Texas.
FakeAwareness t1_jac1485 wrote
Reply to comment by aintrightinthehead in Meant to be. by sainisaab
so true
TacoJunky69 t1_jac13i8 wrote
Reply to comment by Mexicantankerous in What are the non preferable options? by gabbardaku
Thats a load of shit.
noopenusernames t1_jac13cd wrote
Reply to Level 4 Cultist by jay_thorn
No, that’s actually Elon Musk in that car
FakeAwareness t1_jac12ls wrote
Reply to comment by ProJYeet in Prepare for Carbonated Trouble by ProJYeet
that's just perfect!
TacoJunky69 t1_jac11gz wrote
Reply to comment by 67293209 in What are the non preferable options? by gabbardaku
but if they don't swallow they can hold it for up to an hour and still be good.
TacoJunky69 t1_jac0xjb wrote
Reply to What are the non preferable options? by gabbardaku
Pretty sure "container" should be spelled with a 'u' in this context.
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Reply to What are the non preferable options? by gabbardaku
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Reply to Level 4 Cultist by jay_thorn
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chaosbrot t1_jac0awe wrote
Reply to comment by Plinfilore in Prepare for Carbonated Trouble by ProJYeet
"Jesse, we need to coke"
SensitiveAd5962 t1_jac09kd wrote
Reply to comment by 67293209 in What are the non preferable options? by gabbardaku
This is partially correct. The biggest problem is the sample getting dilute with an unknown amount of saliva, also introducing microbes that can cause the sample to spoile. Same thing with samples that are collected via intercource. They can become dilute from lubricants or other liquids or, they can have bacteria or fungal spores introduced.
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Reply to Nothing more yummy than... by Bowelsift3r
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Plinfilore t1_jac04nx wrote
Reply to Prepare for Carbonated Trouble by ProJYeet
Now you just have to find Waltuh and it'll be a crossover?
Short_Ad_9383 t1_jac03p9 wrote
Reply to Mickey's weird brother by GhostSurfer42069
Don’t make fun of Ricky rat. He has to make a living too lol 😂
ngatipakehatokuiwi t1_jabzu7v wrote
Reply to comment by Fleshsuitpilot in Prepare for Carbonated Trouble by ProJYeet
Team rocket is fizzing off again! ……
67293209 t1_jabztnj wrote
Reply to comment by Mexicantankerous in What are the non preferable options? by gabbardaku
This is how you get shithead kids!
ApotheounX t1_jabzt1m wrote
Reply to comment by wickedwitt in My company provided me a brand new laptop with a user manual DVD. The laptop does not have a DVD player. by kalutheace
I would hope you're not wasting your time installing monitor drivers. They're about on par with blinker fluid.
darkspd96 t1_jabzsgm wrote
67293209 t1_jabzs9b wrote
Reply to What are the non preferable options? by gabbardaku
Blowjob, especially if they swallow, it’s much harder to retrieve.
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Reply to Level 4 Cultist by jay_thorn
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