runslikewind t1_jabzltt wrote on February 28, 2023 at 9:46 AM

Reply to Level 4 Cultist by jay_thorn

Pretty sure i've seen this car. thought what if it was actually him, the chance isnt 0 right?>

[deleted] t1_jabziqb wrote on February 28, 2023 at 9:45 AM

Reply to Prepare for Carbonated Trouble by ProJYeet

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Mexicantankerous t1_jabzeil wrote on February 28, 2023 at 9:43 AM

Reply to What are the non preferable options? by gabbardaku

By scooping it out your bum

ByronIrony t1_jabze79 wrote on February 28, 2023 at 9:43 AM

Reply to Level 4 Cultist by jay_thorn

Maybe the drivers name is Ellen Musk?

imaninjayoucantseeme t1_jabzdkd wrote on February 28, 2023 at 9:43 AM

Reply to comment by TheThirdThigh in Level 4 Cultist by jay_thorn

I can't have B4TM4N?

(I don't have any vanity plates)

Vip3r20 t1_jabzc20 wrote on February 28, 2023 at 9:42 AM

Reply to Prepare for Carbonated Trouble by ProJYeet

How is it this post that is making me connect Jesse and James from Pokémon to the outlaw Jesse James. 29 years and that just connected...

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marzipan07 t1_jabz77n wrote on February 28, 2023 at 9:40 AM

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for $2.77 plus deposit where applicable.

CougarAries t1_jabz5z6 wrote on February 28, 2023 at 9:40 AM

Reply to comment by luis_iconic in Could've called it "Salad for your skin" by -TheJunta-

That would just be some pork rinds slathered in ranch dressing

Zookeper445 t1_jabz3ag wrote on February 28, 2023 at 9:39 AM

Reply to Prepare for Carbonated Trouble by ProJYeet

Make it double.

aintrightinthehead t1_jabyw5l wrote on February 28, 2023 at 9:36 AM

Reply to Prepare for Carbonated Trouble by ProJYeet

Sandra bullocks worst nightmare

aintrightinthehead t1_jabytcx wrote on February 28, 2023 at 9:35 AM

Reply to Meant to be. by sainisaab

The stars have truly aligned

[deleted] t1_jabysko wrote on February 28, 2023 at 9:35 AM

Reply to Level 4 Cultist by jay_thorn

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Fleshsuitpilot t1_jabydpd wrote on February 28, 2023 at 9:29 AM

Reply to comment by ProJYeet in Prepare for Carbonated Trouble by ProJYeet

I'm Meowth.

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oldmaninmy30s t1_jabya0w wrote on February 28, 2023 at 9:27 AM

Reply to Level 4 Cultist by jay_thorn

Or your average redditor a year ago

ProJYeet OP t1_jaby6c6 wrote on February 28, 2023 at 9:26 AM

Reply to Prepare for Carbonated Trouble by ProJYeet

And make it bubble

To protect the world from dehydration

To quench all thirst within our nation

To denounce the evils of lesser drinks

It's better than Pepsi, don't you think?

Team rocket shakes up at the speed of light

Drop in a mentos and prepare to fight!

Ghost-of-melbourne t1_jaby5wr wrote on February 28, 2023 at 9:25 AM

Reply to comment by Random_O in Level 4 Cultist by jay_thorn

Ew

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the_man_who_knocks t1_jabxzih wrote on February 28, 2023 at 9:23 AM

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“Would you say I’m a level 7 susceptible?”

Bowelsift3r OP t1_jabxv0r wrote on February 28, 2023 at 9:21 AM

Reply to Nothing more yummy than... by Bowelsift3r

This place is in Salem, Oregon. I've never gone in but I wonder what the owners were thinking. Free advertising, I guess.

jae2dee2 t1_jabxqdg wrote on February 28, 2023 at 9:19 AM

Reply to Nothing more yummy than... by Bowelsift3r

What kind of bear tho?? The koala ones taste like eucalyptus.. from what i have heard...

bread_makes_u_fatt t1_jabxnb0 wrote on February 28, 2023 at 9:18 AM

Reply to Nothing more yummy than... by Bowelsift3r

More like Do-nots

That-Ad757 t1_jabxjfu wrote on February 28, 2023 at 9:16 AM

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Canadian here what's the joke??

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