Recent comments in /f/funny
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tolae01010 t1_jabwv03 wrote
Don't forget to put your mPerks in!
WildWezThy t1_jabwnmp wrote
Our future dystopian currency: Cereal “It will cost you 5 green Froot Loops”
kapitaalH t1_jabwh2b wrote
Reply to comment by HDSpiele in My friend got this ping from his coworker, who misspelled my friend’s name in a rather…unfortunate way by PlasmaTLO
Perhaps autocorrect looked at how often he used the one word vs the other and just went with the most likely one.
Pattoe89 t1_jabwgvg wrote
Reply to comment by PennyoftheNerds in Schrödinger's Bag by sidious911
They'll lose so much more in sales than they ever would in theft.
Pattoe89 t1_jabwfhw wrote
Reply to comment by oowm in Schrödinger's Bag by sidious911
>"Didn't you see the [expletive] sign?!" No, what sign. "The one on the door, you idiot!"
Here I was thinking American customer service wasn't supposed to be shite. I'd have left and taken the fucking sign with me.
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HDSpiele t1_jabw40p wrote
Reply to comment by PlasmaTLO in My friend got this ping from his coworker, who misspelled my friend’s name in a rather…unfortunate way by PlasmaTLO
As a spelling chalange person myself geting anal from Alan is feat. As you have to mix up a lot of letters for this to happen.
DM_CJ t1_jabw37u wrote
Reply to Level 4 Cultist by jay_thorn
🔵✔✔ I know the perfect bumper stickers we can add
FlyingMacheteSponser t1_jabw15g wrote
Reply to comment by BiBoFieTo in My company provided me a brand new laptop with a user manual DVD. The laptop does not have a DVD player. by kalutheace
This works. My blender is flat, black and square, and has a little tray that fits a disk perfectly. And is powered by my usb port, and has the word Transcend on it. It spins really fast.
Loddo769 t1_jabvy25 wrote
Reply to Could've called it "Salad for your skin" by -TheJunta-
Clarice
Icy-Faithlessness-87 t1_jabvw67 wrote
Reply to Level 4 Cultist by jay_thorn
How dare you!!!
mckeymousecrackhouse t1_jabvovv wrote
Reply to Mickey's weird brother by GhostSurfer42069
hey get back here we miss you mickey
phoredda t1_jabveom wrote
Reply to My friend got this ping from his coworker, who misspelled my friend’s name in a rather…unfortunate way by PlasmaTLO
I had a coworker named “Andy Ngoh Ah Leong” and Windows automagically gave him initials ANAL for all his Office documents! 🤣
yesbutactuallyno17 t1_jabvd2f wrote
Reply to Level 4 Cultist by jay_thorn
Who the hell is Ellen Musk
humpherman t1_jabv6lp wrote
Ambulance in attendance at the best car wash - in the world.
dandanjeran t1_jabuwvl wrote
Reply to comment by TheThirdThigh in Level 4 Cultist by jay_thorn
To be fair, he's probably used to hearing another man's name every night with his wife
APXH93 t1_jabunwp wrote
Reply to Level 4 Cultist by jay_thorn
Ellen Musk
andycprints t1_jabuh93 wrote
Reply to comment by Quercusagrifloria in Schrödinger's Bag by sidious911
because bagless people buy less from their stores?
PeacefulShark69 t1_jabucbu wrote
Reply to comment by NavenKB in Mickey's weird brother by GhostSurfer42069
"License and registration please, haw-haw!"
0biwanCannoli t1_jabuaxe wrote
Reply to Level 4 Cultist by jay_thorn
Who’s Ellen Musk?
Quercusagrifloria t1_jabu7z5 wrote
Reply to comment by Pyrotech72 in Schrödinger's Bag by sidious911
PC is busy closing stores..
Jampine t1_jabu33l wrote
Reply to comment by 7ofalltrades in Level 4 Cultist by jay_thorn
Given he owns the company and is a chronic narcissist... That's never happening.
Also Tesla build quailty is questionable to say the best.
Jampine t1_jabtzxs wrote
Reply to comment by Mother_Pin_4219 in Level 4 Cultist by jay_thorn
Slide whistle sound
MeguminsFatCock t1_jabxb6w wrote
Reply to Mickey's weird brother by GhostSurfer42069
Micheal mouse