I went into a liquor store once and asked how much their JD was. It was higher than I wanted to spend so I said thanks and walked away. The guy got mad at me and yelled at me for coming in his store and not buying anything. This was in Boston and there were like 4 other liquor stores next to it, I was just trying to find the cheapest one.

Someone needs to call the marketing department.

Are you?

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Nah that's just what the greenroom smells like

Just one more level and he gets the [Hair Plugs] Cosmetic

Soulda went with "Skin Salad"

Breakfast of champions

Can't let a good batch of foreskin go to waste. Better make a salad or something with it

While this is interesting I think you have too much free time on your hands.

I don't shop places that won't allow backpacks. If the crime rate is so high I can't bring a backpack in your store I would rather not risk being mugged by patronizing it.

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I’m pretty sure I passed it in a traffic jam on 281 headed north out of San Antonio the other day.

This comment is the winner

For a chuckle, look that up on tiktok. It's kind of a thing

Maybe its "Live Laugh Love" in baby

I thought this was gonna be a TIL

Which one?

I need this in my life. I hate salads but for skin salad sounds perfect.

King but cheek

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How embarrassing

I knew I was doing something wrong. I assume everyone knows the same things I know AND that everyone is stupid.

...I've never had less faith in humanity.

So, how many of your friends are stoners... and why are they driving to your house?

Haha force kin!