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pinamungajan t1_jabiyow wrote
Reply to Could've called it "Salad for your skin" by -TheJunta-
Face mask.......?
wickedwitt t1_jabisy9 wrote
Reply to comment by ApotheounX in My company provided me a brand new laptop with a user manual DVD. The laptop does not have a DVD player. by kalutheace
Not everyone has unrestricted access to the internet at their workplace; nor a robust enough SHIT dept to handle menial tasks such as installing and updating software for hardware replacements.
Slip_Superb t1_jabik29 wrote
About to be the Wash of ‘87
BananaSandwichez22 t1_jabihuq wrote
Reply to comment by halcyonjm in First eggs and now cereal. They're coming for your breakfast! by MrReality173
May,maybe
[deleted] t1_jabicz6 wrote
Reply to Thanks for assking by GameMouse
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halcyonjm t1_jabhygi wrote
Reply to comment by BananaSandwichez22 in First eggs and now cereal. They're coming for your breakfast! by MrReality173
Or a hotel "convenience area"
-TheJunta- OP t1_jabhyac wrote
Reply to comment by Wuntoothrie in Could've called it "Salad for your skin" by -TheJunta-
🤢🤢🤢
Forward_Usual_2892 t1_jabhv5j wrote
Reply to Could've called it "Salad for your skin" by -TheJunta-
Nutritional garbage.
Wuntoothrie t1_jabhtjc wrote
Reply to Could've called it "Salad for your skin" by -TheJunta-
Salad with little bits of circumcised penises in it ... pass.
dilldoeorg t1_jabhs89 wrote
Reply to Could've called it "Salad for your skin" by -TheJunta-
It PUTS the ranch ON it's SALAD!
Wuntoothrie t1_jabhpjs wrote
Reply to comment by [deleted] in Could've called it "Salad for your skin" by -TheJunta-
Are you having a stroke? Should I call an ambulance?
WizardofJoz17 t1_jabhosy wrote
Reply to Its that time once again… by CrashMonger
Hey I just saw that happen! Idiot turned left when it wasn’t his turn.
RandomBitFry t1_jabhin5 wrote
Reply to Schrödinger's Bag by sidious911
What does the small print say?
Marvelrocks616 t1_jabh4q2 wrote
Reply to Schrödinger's Bag by sidious911
This kind of paradox could rip a whole in the multiverse.
Exhausted_Weeb OP t1_jabh107 wrote
Reply to comment by uphill-bothways in My big fire elmo birthday cake by Exhausted_Weeb
Oh wow thats crazy I would have never thought about that thank you for the advice!
NeoNachtwaechter t1_jabgvl4 wrote
Reply to I've been doing some calculations... by MrPresidentGamer
Wonder how you kept on Sat-
urn with this and circum-
vented all the obvious ur-
anus topics...
[deleted] t1_jabgu3x wrote
Reply to Could've called it "Salad for your skin" by -TheJunta-
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-TheJunta- OP t1_jabgkq1 wrote
Reply to Could've called it "Salad for your skin" by -TheJunta-
I don't even know what a salad foreskin is
CrossP t1_jabgb7g wrote
I actually have a subscription for monthly deliveries of that baby food because we use it here at the animal rescue. And I have been chuckling about BanBlabBlub for years. It's a bit of a running joke around here, and I love seeing it in the wild.
AUXID3 t1_jabgb3u wrote
Reply to Could've called it "Salad for your skin" by -TheJunta-
Man, there's got to be a confused cashier out there somewhere.
"Sir, why did you bring all the skin?"
"It said salad for skin. I'm trying to buy it."
"I'm calling the police."
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uphill-bothways t1_jabg8ff wrote
Reply to My big fire elmo birthday cake by Exhausted_Weeb
Sounds awesome!
Small tip: don't use trick candles, or if you do just a couple well placed ones.
we put like 40 on a friend's mom's birthday cake once as teenagers and ended having to run the whole cake outside and hose it down cuz too much fire, almost burnt some shit down on accident
Exact-Pound-6993 t1_jabg1pr wrote
Reply to Level 4 Cultist by jay_thorn
another brittle muskovite
justabill71 t1_jabizjd wrote
Reply to comment by -TheJunta- in Could've called it "Salad for your skin" by -TheJunta-
I'm not a fan of the dressing.