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AirCaptainDanforth t1_jabdxwa wrote
Reply to My company provided me a brand new laptop with a user manual DVD. The laptop does not have a DVD player. by kalutheace
Have you tried listening to it?
_ItsAllenNotAlan t1_jabduv7 wrote
Reply to Level 4 Cultist by jay_thorn
Who is Ellen Musk?
Wired-247 t1_jabd16c wrote
Reply to comment by TRexologist in This abbreviation on my son's banana/blackberry/blueberry purée... by AiramEsor
Haha, that came to mind as well. Great book
Aurelian_Lure t1_jabcqs5 wrote
They have the Selena museum there which is pretty cool
ds1cav t1_jabcqob wrote
Reply to Schrödinger's Bag by sidious911
Mixed message
TheMagicalLawnGnome t1_jabcm31 wrote
Reply to Level 4 Cultist by jay_thorn
Plot twist: driver just got laid off.
TRexologist t1_jabc8kz wrote
Pout Pout Fish? (This joke is for caretakers of young children)
shaun5565 t1_jabc7g4 wrote
Looks like a surrey house
Psychological-Set125 t1_jabbzeq wrote
Reply to comment by greedydita in Built this lego minecraft axe today and i think its cursed by masterbuildera
Minecraft has lapis?
Weird-Ingenuity97 t1_jabbwvm wrote
Reply to Level 4 Cultist by jay_thorn
When the red necks start buying cyber trucks I’m moving bro
war_ofthe_roses t1_jabbnpv wrote
Reply to Spring in Montana by TheBlueKnight127
Just wait till it is spring, 1982.
They will have so much fun!
jay_thorn OP t1_jabbngk wrote
Reply to comment by biddilybong in Level 4 Cultist by jay_thorn
I think it’s a Y.
[deleted] t1_jabbiw6 wrote
Reply to Spring in Montana by TheBlueKnight127
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Impressive_Ad9168 t1_jabbgls wrote
Reply to Level 4 Cultist by jay_thorn
I think he misspelled Elmer’s glue
jay_thorn OP t1_jabbggj wrote
Reply to comment by Big-Result-9294 in Level 4 Cultist by jay_thorn
Thanks. I just happened to have my phone mounted to the dashboard when I noticed the plate.
Weird-Ingenuity97 t1_jabbfzc wrote
Anybody ever seen Creep?
joeg26reddit t1_jabbdw9 wrote
Reply to Thanks for assking by GameMouse
All Hail Sofa King Wee Tod Head
four-one-6ix t1_jabbd2h wrote
Reply to Thanks for assking by GameMouse
You’re welcome Ballsking!
PalpitationNo8356 t1_jabbb5g wrote
Reply to Level 4 Cultist by jay_thorn
Elon loves you too Chet
cptnamr7 t1_jabbauj wrote
Reply to comment by PotterAndPitties in a car wash decide to advertise themselves with this thing by Sea_Elderberry7182
Only went a few times as a kid but immediately recognized what this was from. Had no idea the band had names though. In fairness I think I literally went 2 maybe 3 times ever.
Bloo_003 t1_jabb7eg wrote
Why is he measuring it in fluid ounces?
smoothoperator-37 t1_jabaszx wrote
Reply to Thanks for assking by GameMouse
Don't be so cheeky. I'm not taking your crap anymore.
TwitchT211 t1_jabakjf wrote
Reply to Don't tell me how to have a good time by wokeuplikdis
On about hour 8 of non-stop vomiting, I gave serious thought to dialing 911. The only thing that stopped was the knowledge that I'd likely shit myself in the ambulance....
Kevin69138 t1_jabafxb wrote
How to get caught laundering money 101
Shaneris t1_jabdxyn wrote
Reply to Don't tell me how to have a good time by wokeuplikdis
Had this come on at a golf course at about the 15th hole..... still had 3 more to go....