Mikey the dead beat brother

Hell yeah that stuff smells divine. We ran through that bottle so fast I thought it must've had a leak or something.

If you knew how to use the laptop you wouldn't need the DVD

You guys and gals all think this is a big joke, but when Destiny hits the pole to "Pour Some Sugar On Me", there isn't a dry eye in the house.

What does that have to do with corporate fascist you won't support??? But if you worked these acres, you worked for the very fascist corporations to feed yourself after they paid you... 😂😂😂

Missing an or else sign in the other hand

Yea, dudes a piece of shit but everyone loses their mind over that too. Not saying you do, but damn some people are fucking crazy over their hate for him. Just take a completely neutral look at r/enoughmuskspam. People dedicate they lives to hate him, just like the people that simp him. It's not healthy to obsess over hating something, even if the person/thing deserves it.

The less I hear about him, the better. I can't imagine losing any sleep over hating someone I'll never meet or have my life impacted by in any way other than seeing something on the internet that i dont like.

This

Yeah, they’re missing a comma after “DONG”

If you're being serious, don't sweat it. It totally makes sense when you realize it, but few people look at it that way.

I had all my birthdays there when I was a kid. I hated Chuck E Cheese. Kind of still do.

OOOO, thats whats going on. thank you, i'm way too old just now be learning this.

Bro, you're using the word "fascist" so much I'm beginning to doubt the validity of it's meaning.

Can we agree that a fascist is about having a strong nationalistic outlook for your country and faith in a government ruled by one government body that directly controls the countries economy and wide social programs, and suppresses opposition by force?

Because retaining the meanings of words is really important for them to not become useless sentence fodder.

My dumbass would read this as 5656 and I would be confused as hell

We have a store here that stopped allowing purses. I understand that it’s for theft purposes, but that kind of blew me away.

Uber eats dong

I used to want a Tesla but Elon’s craziness has really turned me off the brand.

Yogurt has more culture

As a former - farm worker. Mexicans feed you everyday - you enjoy your salads? Thank a Mexican!

How in the F?

You should thank dong for the tip 😏

Everyone knows vampires have the best car wash - no wet dog smell

Spring ain't for 4 more months

You need an external disk drive

you actually made me lol

thank you