droopy4096 t1_jab4lff wrote on February 28, 2023 at 3:46 AM

Reply to Schrödinger's Bag by sidious911

Sir, do you have a bag? Yes? F-off!

Mam, do you have a bag? Yes? F-off!

Sir, do you have a bag? No? Here's your bag. Now, F-off!

beeinabearcostume t1_jab4kap wrote on February 28, 2023 at 3:46 AM

Reply to My company provided me a brand new laptop with a user manual DVD. The laptop does not have a DVD player. by kalutheace

HP just wants them to buy the external CD/DVD drive too.

original-sithon t1_jab4bkk wrote on February 28, 2023 at 3:44 AM

Reply to comment by _Minnesodope_ in Level 4 Cultist by jay_thorn

No. I used to be a huge fan of elon's but he keeps proving to be a bigger and bigger asshole. He just recently came out supporting Scott Adams after he said white people should stay separate from black people because they are too violent.

hotChihuahua69 t1_jab47wr wrote on February 28, 2023 at 3:43 AM

Reply to comment by new-6reddit9 in Level 4 Cultist by jay_thorn

So how do you eat?

biddilybong t1_jab436z wrote on February 28, 2023 at 3:42 AM

Reply to Level 4 Cultist by jay_thorn

Is that a 3 a Y or an x? They all look the same.

MossSmh t1_jab3rtr wrote on February 28, 2023 at 3:39 AM

Reply to Thanks for the dong, Tip. by therightmustard

dong lover???? Troy????

Supafly22 t1_jab3n3v wrote on February 28, 2023 at 3:38 AM

Reply to a car wash decide to advertise themselves with this thing by Sea_Elderberry7182

Honestly, I’m intrigued.

PerformanceEmpty6792 t1_jab3bv1 wrote on February 28, 2023 at 3:36 AM

Reply to Its that time once again… by CrashMonger

So that's how it's done... eh...

Damonarc t1_jab2zcm wrote on February 28, 2023 at 3:33 AM

Reply to This cap by S0RAKI

Hes a dick head M8.

Artistic-Sherbet-007 t1_jab2yqn wrote on February 28, 2023 at 3:33 AM

Reply to Sorry I’m late, I couldn’t find the number by Jellyeleven

Fifty 6! 6! 6!

justabill71 t1_jab2tnv wrote on February 28, 2023 at 3:32 AM

Reply to I’m going to Corpus Christi for the “arts & culture” by DADDYSLOAD

Can't spell arts without t and a.

Fluid_Mulberry394 t1_jab2sua wrote on February 28, 2023 at 3:31 AM

Reply to Its that time once again… by CrashMonger

This truck was a star in another sub r/idiotsincars.

[deleted] t1_jab2nea wrote on February 28, 2023 at 3:30 AM

Reply to Level 4 Cultist by jay_thorn

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_Minnesodope_ t1_jab2nca wrote on February 28, 2023 at 3:30 AM

Reply to comment by posting_drunk_naked in Level 4 Cultist by jay_thorn

The anti-musk crowd is just as much of a cult as the Elon simps. Both are annoying as hell.

DJGregJ t1_jab2liq wrote on February 28, 2023 at 3:30 AM

Reply to a car wash decide to advertise themselves with this thing by Sea_Elderberry7182

I think you meant to post this in /awesome

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OpenImprovement3929 t1_jab1xq0 wrote on February 28, 2023 at 3:25 AM

Reply to comment by ToddKent in a car wash decide to advertise themselves with this thing by Sea_Elderberry7182

Billy Bob took it very hard when the looney bird lost his battle with addiction. Fell hard into internet conspiracies and now is held up in some mountain compound with some kind of anti government right wing militia. It's been hard, really hard.