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Noreaster0 t1_ja8hxjp wrote
Reply to A Sirius-ly stupid pun by diarrhea_johnson
It is surely.
4jimmyjames4 t1_ja8hx9g wrote
Reply to comment by GlitteringBobcat999 in Sorry I’m late, I couldn’t find the number by Jellyeleven
As a courier I appreciate this here homeowner. The amount of queefs I deliver to without visible house numbers is infuriating. Sorry your courier sucks at reading!
TheMelv t1_ja8hmth wrote
Reply to comment by AmselRblx in PISBOLS by Unique-Beyond1013
Not deeper, just different because the dialects change as you go South. They get deeper farther away from major cities on average with people promdi (from the) provinces.
thaforge t1_ja8hl2s wrote
Needs to put it on the roof as well in case someone needs to do an air drop
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Awengal t1_ja8hizf wrote
Reply to comment by jayduhaus in What happened to Nanny McPhee by jayduhaus
I bet Australians are by far the best zombie apocalypse buddies out there!
Gruffleson t1_ja8hi9z wrote
Is this in Florida?
throwaway120375 t1_ja8hf4g wrote
Reply to An unfortunate series of words were uttered... luckily the only people around were also parents of toddlers who understand that kids sometimes put random words together. by AlloyComics
He said nothing wrong. His implications were about colors not people. Fucking idiotic woke culture unable to use common sense.
efmanrulz t1_ja8hexc wrote
As a guy that does deliveries I love this guy.
Romy_xd t1_ja8gqom wrote
Reply to Walked in on my wifes sock monkey. by After_Basis1434
Your monkey needs to take a break if it needs "ultra healing" cream.
bigrareform t1_ja8gb3f wrote
Reply to comment by Similar_Manager_3201 in What happened to Nanny McPhee by jayduhaus
Got a decent supply of green herb. I’ll be good.
Allaun t1_ja8fnyn wrote
Reply to comment by PsychoSpider88 in An unfortunate series of words were uttered... luckily the only people around were also parents of toddlers who understand that kids sometimes put random words together. by AlloyComics
In this specific case, (in the sketch) Zordon is SPECIFICALLY choosing peoples color due to historical prejudice about color association with certain groups. He is given a chance to choose a leader based on experience (as much as a teenager being sent into a military engagement can have). But he prefers to be bigoted.
Butterbuddha t1_ja8fmf1 wrote
Reply to The Don't Fell Off My Cup by ImAnAlien9001
Can’t you see, that I am not afraid
Wallrusswins t1_ja8fgqo wrote
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HarryHacker42 t1_ja8f83i wrote
On the 4th full moon of the year, after the vaccine had been spread, the true believers would write "5G" on their homes to ward off the evil spirits.
-- Book of Antivax, chapter 3, paragraph 2.
Connect-Will2011 t1_ja8eprb wrote
Don't do it yourself; support your local sign shop.
It will look much nicer that way.
That_guy_will t1_ja8ejdu wrote
Some people
no_need_really t1_ja8ee0e wrote
Reply to comment by kwall24 in Had to get creative when the tab didn't pop by kwall24
You don't need leverage, just give it a well aimed whack with a butter knife handle. The seal holding it is pretty easy to push through.
Popcorn57252 t1_ja8dvv0 wrote
Reply to comment by NoDontDoThatCanada in An unfortunate series of words were uttered... luckily the only people around were also parents of toddlers who understand that kids sometimes put random words together. by AlloyComics
On the contrary, you sound like an excellent parent
micromaniac_8 t1_ja8dv47 wrote
Reply to PISBOLS by Unique-Beyond1013
It also said SLOBSIP when viewed in a mirror.
George_H_W_Kush t1_ja8dt0a wrote
Reply to comment by kthulhu666 in Sorry I’m late, I couldn’t find the number by Jellyeleven
Honestly, if they did the numbers on the house with a brush and nicer paint instead of a rattle can it would look kind of nice.
sielingfan t1_ja8dpl0 wrote
Reply to ✨pasta sauce✨ by tea_brew
Eva Green: There is pasta sauce and pasta sauce. This is the latter.
AztecWhistle9989 t1_ja8dgck wrote
Reply to What happened to Nanny McPhee by jayduhaus
Your in Raccoon City, look for supplies and evacuate immediately.
100AngrySquirrels t1_ja8d8s6 wrote
Are we not going to discuss the moonshine still under the tarp?
MrBreadWater t1_ja8hxjz wrote
Reply to comment by CthuluSpecialK in Had to get creative when the tab didn't pop by kwall24
I assume he used a can opener??