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krptt t1_ja86xkx wrote
Someone didn’t like their cursive sign, and then they got spiteful
[deleted] t1_ja86wzq wrote
Reply to Wait, what? by Big_Bythi
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kimkarbashian t1_ja867cz wrote
As a mail carrier I wish every house was numbered like this
BastisBastis OP t1_ja85xij wrote
Reply to comment by ThePlagueDoctorPhD in All Nickelback albums should cost 95 cents. by BastisBastis
Ah, thanks! If you had meant that, that would actually have been more fun than the joke itself 😀
GlitteringBobcat999 t1_ja85uvd wrote
Reply to comment by BenderDeLorean in Sorry I’m late, I couldn’t find the number by Jellyeleven
I lived on a corner of 2 streets, and the house number for me and for the guy 3 houses up on the other street were the same. Surprisingly, we only occasionally got each other's mail or packages, but it did happen.
opinjonated t1_ja85rt7 wrote
They didn't want the drugs to get delivered to 54 or 58.
gemmanotwithaj t1_ja85dja wrote
Reply to Wait, what? by Big_Bythi
The garage is parking, no parking whilst the garage is parking
a_pint_of_red t1_ja85ca0 wrote
Reply to comment by Emergency-Practice37 in Had to get creative when the tab didn't pop by kwall24
31 tries left...
ThePlagueDoctorPhD t1_ja85a3s wrote
Reply to comment by BastisBastis in All Nickelback albums should cost 95 cents. by BastisBastis
No no! I didn’t mean that, r/jokes is a place where you have the setup in the title then the punchline in the follow up text, much like you had it. Not trying to be rude
[deleted] t1_ja8555g wrote
Reply to Wait, what? by Big_Bythi
Maybe because paring is FULL :-p
VeganIndianBeauty t1_ja84z7z wrote
Reply to What happened to Nanny McPhee by jayduhaus
looks like she was infected by the T virus LOL
ItsrealMrDaddy t1_ja84yp6 wrote
Reply to Wait, what? by Big_Bythi
Reverse psychology.
VeganIndianBeauty t1_ja84xef wrote
Reply to What happened to Nanny McPhee by jayduhaus
.... this looks like something the Umbrella Corporation did. RUN
RUNNNNNN
jayduhaus OP t1_ja84w33 wrote
Reply to comment by Role-Perfect in What happened to Nanny McPhee by jayduhaus
I'm still alive for now thankfully, I'll update you when I'm not
GlitteringBobcat999 t1_ja84vqn wrote
I had a FedEx driver deliver a bike to my front door that I needed to sign for. Good thing for whomever ordered it because he was at the wrong house. Driver said something like, "Where is your house number?". Now, it may not be as obvious as ol' fiddysix here, but I replied, "it's on the wall right here, both sides of the mailbox, and painted on the curb".
I wonder if this person got tired of misdirected packages and went nuts with the spray paint while swearing.
jayduhaus OP t1_ja84q88 wrote
Reply to comment by grayscalemamba in What happened to Nanny McPhee by jayduhaus
That's quite dark but a part of me needs to see it
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[deleted] t1_ja84nbf wrote
Reply to A Sirius-ly stupid pun by diarrhea_johnson
Yes, You are i can see :
Rich8121210 t1_ja84n49 wrote
Reply to What happened to Nanny McPhee by jayduhaus
Umbrella corp got her
jayduhaus OP t1_ja84km7 wrote
Reply to comment by Substantial_Mode_516 in What happened to Nanny McPhee by jayduhaus
Am I next?
R3PTAR_1337 t1_ja84j2s wrote
Reply to What happened to Nanny McPhee by jayduhaus
OP posting about Nanny McPhee when the rest of the internet seeing umbrella corporation and advising to run lol.
Active-Leg193 t1_ja84haj wrote
Run it’s a 5G household!!
gamingarena23 t1_ja87iw9 wrote
Reply to Wait, what? by Big_Bythi
It means “Parking garage don’t park in front and block the parking entrance!” I understand broken English:)