Subtle.

I better get on that. Offers available!

She’s Nanny McFree now.

That might be the case, but the chick watching the rugby is way hornier...

Relax, it’s just a simple biological lab where nothing could go wrong.

The safe word is Rasputin!

old age hit her like a truck

My good friend, you are looking for r/Jokes

Omw

Norovirus: your kids bring it home from school

It’s a kardashian self portrait

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I thought he meant he owns pit bulls with bladder problems.

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Shit

Report all animal bites.

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Jeez, was thinking exactly that when I saw the picture :D

You don’t know what’s it’s like out in the streets of the mushroom kingdom.

You know what they say

“Once you go Jumbo you never go back”

Ba dum tss

Don't stop running bro.

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I hope everyone there had a chuckle, a baby that shouts "white power" in a public place, without any understanding of what they're saying is hilarious. I love those awkward weird moments.

The rivet didn't hold. The whole tab pulled up, so it doesn't have the leverage to pop the top correctly and just keeps peeling from the middle of the can. You can see it in the picture, though it's easy to miss.