He smiled as he proudly placed the plate on his new truck

mary poppins challenged her to a duel.

ELI5

why is this funny?

sit on the floor. its their seat now

She had too much sugar

They We do. It's still pretty small, but I played on my high school team in California over 10 years ago

"Have you found Christ?"

"Yup, but we lost his footprints at the river."

To me that looks more like the beginning to a zombie apocalypse

Piss bowls. I keep one on my nightstand for the sake of convenience.

Seriously! That’s cool.

In California you get 2 free pick ups a year but you have to call and wait on hold

I have so many questions about this street.

What’s the machine there?

why’s the junk on the whole other side?

Who let children chalk on a street right there?

Also it’s Mary Poppins that used the umbrella

The umbrella Corporation is losing its subtly.

You try.

Ohio gozaimasu, senpai

No it was definitely a magazine article I found it going through stacks of national geographics in my grandfather's back tool closet

Pis is stored in the bols

In Australia; not sure about other countries, all year round sure you can take any old furniture or waste to the dump pay small fee yadadada but once a year, we have kerbside where a garbage disposal cleanup happens for free on a certain date 🙂 Keeps the streets clean.

Why is there trash everywhere

Pirate Gold Of Adak Island, I'm pretty sure is what you're looking for.

actually, piss IS NOT stored in the balls, it’s stored in the bladder

Happy cake day my friend!

She got trapped in a sky spider's web and dropped her umbrella.

Luckily it’s my mothers and I only have to deal with this behavior a few times a year. But I still love her.

Last time a can wouldn't open for me, I was trying to get some conned fruit and ended up spending like 40ish minutes jackhammering the top of it with a metal fork. 100% worth it, in fact, I'd say it made them taste even better.

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